Slavic Spring Mix

When you give your bowl a lite-touch™ of salvia.

"Hey, you wanna smoke some of that Slavic Spring Mix?"

"Let me just grab my Adidas tracksuit ."

by Russian Mexican May 3, 2018

Slavic Thunder

The gas you get after eating slavic food your stomach couldn't quite handle.

Yesterday, at Dimitri's house, everyone could hear Thomas' slavic thunder.

by whoever0225 February 27, 2017

Slavic little shit

The name for a obedient little sex slave that wants to suck your throbbing cock whenever you order him/her to do so.

Johnathon: "Connor is such a Slavic little shit, he sucks my erection whenever I order him to."

Connor: (Penis sucking noises) Mmmph... So thick~

by Connorhasbigchode August 30, 2025

slavic aspergers

A disease common among men of Slavic or Cyrillic native dialect in a western speaking atmosphere that can cause a difference of mindset from western generalized perception of the Eastern Europeans. Genuinely leads to minor cases of bad posture, strange tangents and difficulty with sentences and 4th dimensional concepts.

That kid tapping on the beer keg? Wide ass nigga of a case of Slavic Aspergers -Anyone about to see some dumb shit

by Avid-Whooper-Fucker September 25, 2020

Slavic

An epiphet for Olo Langowski's mum's vulva.

Boy: I sucked on the slavic yesterday, it was great!

by OloLangowski March 18, 2024

Slavic Niggers

Slav = Slavic
Es = Niggers
Slavic Niggers

NATO abbreviation in the cold war against the Russians.

Private David Armstrong : "Alpha One to Papabear, We got ivan aka Russians on the horizon, let's waste them, out!"
Papabear : "This is Papa Bear to Alpha One, do you mean these Slavic Niggers? open fire! permission to waste them is granted, we got some some slavic nigger russian woman after you finish wasting those Slavic Niggers, out"
Private David Armstrong : "Yes sir, out", "All, fire at will!

by NATO Soldier March 24, 2024

Slavic Leprechaun

Some one who is a Slav who is good at lying and sneaking around places.
Origin: a guy on my wrestling team saw me moving a mat and called me a leprechaun and I’m a Slav

That damn Slavic Leprechaun is just getting around everybody. Why is he so damn slick about it?

by Slavic Leprechaun May 31, 2023