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screw you 

A slang term used to express defiance, discontent, or contempt towards another party. The phrase conveys frustration or rejection, often in response to perceived disrespect or annoyance. It derives from a term that originally referred to "a short, slender, sharp-pointed metal pin with a raised helical thread running around it."
When they told me I couldn't join the project, I just thought, 'Screw you! I’ll find a way to make my own success.'
screw you by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025
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Screw you with a Q

A phrase meaning 'Go fuck yourself' among other things. Unknown origins. Add more Q to enhance effect.
Tomasz: screw you with a Q!
Ivar: screw you with 45 to the 99th power Q!

Because screw you, that's why

Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.
Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!

National Screw You Day 

June 18
On June 18, feel free to tell that one person screw you!
“Hey screw you man!”
“Hey screw you too!”
“You saying that cause it’s National Screw You Day?”

did you screw my duck

"Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.

A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"

"Yes," whimpered Doofus.

"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.

Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.

Show you my screw 

I could just show you my screw when I start talking to him lol
Show you my screw by Kraum January 25, 2021

You could screw up a chinese parade 

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!