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Jabber slapper

when you have a girl laying down, and u crouch over her face and she has your balls fully in her mouth. While ur balls are fully in her mouth, you take ur boner, pull it up, and let it fling down and slap her face. That is a jabber slapper.

CAUTION:
This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.
Dude, the jabber Slap i gave Konica left a welt on her face. Needless to say, she is pissed.

Yesterday, when i gave my girlfriend a jabber slapper, the tip of her nose impacted with my penis pretty hard. It still hurts.
by gettinthatfosho August 29, 2009
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yapper snapper

A disparaging term for a pneumatic little canine bark-box who also bites.
Watch out for that annoying little yapper snapper, he looks cute but he can draw blood!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020
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Star Snappers

A term Associated with Paparazzi.
A celebrity hound.
Any Press that follows Celebrities around in hopes of catching that one of a kind shot.
Celebrities are always on a constant look out for Star Snappers.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008
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slug slapper

A woman who while stimulating her clitoris, gets over-excited causing her to "slap the slug"
Fuck me, Mary was a right old slug slapper last night. she wouldn't leave her clit alone
by Fenton Beasley September 16, 2008
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skipper flipper

When a woman is bathing or swimming naked and her labia ebbs and flows with the current of the water. Usually occurs in a woman with an above average size labia.
Beth and Tommy decided to go skinny dipping at the lake. They stripped down and entered the cool morning water, wading out until it was up to their waists. From nearby, they heard an old man laughing. They turned and looked real quick and noticed a man on the shore fishing. He said to them, "Holy shit girl, you have some mighty long vagina lips. You got a skipper flipper going on there." Beth screamed, Tommy laughed with man.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 16, 2017
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cheek slapper

A hugh expulsion of flatulence that causes the mussels of the glutumus maximus to slap together. Often used as a independent demonstrative expression of awe or pride of accomplishment.
Wheew...that was a real cheek slapper! or
Wait for it...now THAT was a real cheek slapper!
by Global Feetus April 2, 2007
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Dr. skipper

kid: mommy, will you buy me a dr. pepper?
mother: no son, we are too poor. how about i buy you a dr. skipper instead?
by skin May 18, 2005
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