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absolute shambles

The penultimate form of shambles (which could be foreseen by any five year old), caused by the ineptitude of so-called management failing to understand how the job is really done. Sacking all the administrative staff at once will result in an absolute shambles.
The management team thought it was an excellent idea to sack everyone in the administrative grade: "look how much money we will save, aren't we such clever boys and girls!"
The result was of course an absolute shambles because no real work could be done. It was a far bigger shambles than had been created in the past.
by MoLincs November 28, 2011
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in shambles

sport-specific use of the British linguistic import 'shambles,' baby.

emergent from e.g. r/nba, r/soccer, r/hockey and niche running / alt-right site letsrun.

used humorously and sarcastically when a) sportsball expectation doesn't match reality; and b) when a sportsballer or related person / body politic are specifically upset
| Bucks wrecked by Heat. Milwaukee in shambles

| Giannis gets MVP & DPOY. LeBron in shambles

| LeBron drunk tweets. Rich Paul in shambles
by Lou Brown September 19, 2020
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baby shambles

kick ass band formed by pete doherthy, formerly of the libertines. 'the sessions', a 3 cd production of baby shambles is a demo available to download.
covers and info can be found at www.babyshambles.de
check out 'whos got the crack?' by baby shambles!!!
by TB November 15, 2004
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Shwabble

Short child like female also known as a loli , may mature into a thot or remain forever short and breastless.
pronounced : sh~wab~l.
by Sebas Tian July 13, 2018
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Shambles

by Dexter4837 March 12, 2021
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Shambles

"Hey did you hear that Discourse doesn't use meso gear?"
"Damn he's in shambles"
by downwithkeddie January 13, 2022
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shwambledort

cool way of saying someone is a moron
dude ngl youre kind of a shwambledort
by The cum swishler March 4, 2022
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