shitdick

When you pull the penis out of one's bum and there are some fecal remnants on it

Iggy Cardenal got shitdick from Gaby.

by iggymessedup December 15, 2016

Shitkick

To utterly destroy the opposition, leave no ends loose.

I shitkicked you at rock paper scissors.

by Charles Storms August 2, 2007

shitkicker

(In Australia) A low ranking person, especially in a workplace, who gets all the dirty or menial jobs.

Poor old Wayne never earned much; all his life he was a shitkicker in a factory.

by Bob Highland February 2, 2004

Shitsickles

If you use an outhouse at your camp in the middle of winter, and you were drunk as fuck, you take a shit and because your shit is liquid, it freezes and hangs off the hairs on on your ass. Thus making it look like icesickles.

Man I was drunk as fuck out at camp this weekend, I woke up and needed to take a shit. It was so cold outside that when I took a shit in the outhouse, my shit froze and I had shitsickles hanging off my ass like icesickles on a roof!

by G. Wizzard June 30, 2006

shitkick

To kick the shit out of someone. Literally.

Fuck, I wanna shitkick that motherfucker.

by mickz April 27, 2005

shitsickle

When some one who is hunting in the woods durring the winter and goes to take a crap only to find that thier crap has frozen on the way out causing constapation.

Man make sure u drink plenty of hot chocolate and laxatives before u go hunting so u dont get a shitsickle!

by The Michael Reed June 26, 2007

shitflicking

To browse through your phone looking at endless and meaningless shit. An activity which is both mind numbing and time consuming.

'Why are you laughing at your phone? What are you looking at?' 'Oh nothing, just shitflicking.'

by JP&AKB June 17, 2018