stetler

Slutatious whore, whom sustains their everyday life with looking good and fly. Stetler is known to be a very good charming soul. Teases but never pleases and is just a mouth watering peice of eye-candy

Don't get your mind or heart involved with a Stetler they just break you.

by Stripthefleshsaltthewound December 4, 2013

shetland pony cock

A term usually applied to an adolescent male human. Well endowed but not as well as a horse. Can apply to physical or mental attributes.

Female: "That junior high party was awesome last nite!!..That Shetland Pony (cock) rocked my world!"

I can't stand to admit it but that Shetland Pony Cock can definitely piss for miles.

by JLSK March 7, 2012

shtetlnacht

night of the small Jewish communities

I saw you at the shtetlnacht the other night.

by r33l May 5, 2009

Shetlandic

A dialect formed in the Shetland Islands.

Words which sooth-moothers don't seem to understand.

The dialect is dieing out because of all the american tv aired in britain.
Now mostly only old people speak Shetlandic.

(Sooth-moothers are southern-speakers)

I couldn't understand a word he was saying, he was speaking in Shetlandic.

by diddybug December 23, 2009

Shetland Shotgun

Someone who talks about guns all the time and they like horses too much.

Friend: Dude, look at my 12 gauge!
You: Shut the hell up you Shetland Shotgun!

by Ian Beil March 25, 2008

Shetland Assist

A hand job from a little person.

I went to the little person convention and the keynote speaker took me back to her room afterwards for a shetland assist.

by jizzwick April 19, 2011

shetland person

Another term to describe midgets. They are built in the same proportions as Shetland pony’s

I heard you fucked that shetland person you were chatting to a the bar the other night.

by Therealoat November 23, 2021