Shrinker

A guy that seems awfully attractive at first, but who's attractiveness seems to dwindle the better you know him. Basically someone who grows downwards in desirability. Disappointing, really disappointing. It's not even like funny anymore!

Jem, tell me about last weekend with coffee guy...
Turns out he doesn't even like Lany!
So, he was fit wasn't he?
No he's a shrinker...

by love from the convent February 1, 2019

Shrinker

An individual that has aged to the point that they are no longer growing, but in fact shrinking.

My 90 year old neighbor is a shrinker. My parents are shrinkers.

by Cyanna February 4, 2010

Shreker

Somebody who believes that Shrek is known as a political genius, or ancient god. The creators of Shrek don't exist. Shrek is Shrek. There's no doubt about that.

Guy 1: My cousin is a Shreker. Guy 2: Well, good for him.

by OffcenterGridd October 31, 2019

Boner shrinker

When you're really excited about something that is gonna happen and someone else says something negative to ruin your excitement.

Tom " o man Zack! I can't wait to see my girlfriend tonight!
Zack " yeah bro.. too bad she died today and you didn't hear about it until just now!
O BURN!!!!!!!!! That's a real Boner shrinker huh? Wow..Heh I'm so glad MY girlfriend is still alive and not dead like yours"

by itsallhood88 March 10, 2009

shreeker

A shreeker: a male, just impaled by another male's swollen and hard penis, let's out a scream or cry, like "EEEyahoooo...YIKKKKKKES" and usually follows the withdrawl of the penis with a gigantic and violent fart.

"I knew he was load as I'd fucked him before but DAMN, MAN, he's a shreeker...and WOW what a smell from the finale!!"

by Roger Wart April 25, 2005

shrinker

Person who's dick shrinks when they have an erection.

"I thought he had a huge dick, turns out he's a shrinker."

by NotAShrinker February 19, 2018

shrinkerize

To shrink something down to fit it into something.

You will have to shrinkerize me to fit me into that box.

by Table talk! May 14, 2019