shredding the cheese

slang for jacking off, jerking off, masturbating, or what ever the hell they call it these days...; called this because of the repeated up and down motions

Guy 1 "Last night I was shredding the cheese so much that my hands were covered in that nasty crap that comes out!"

Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"

Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"

Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."

Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"

Guy 2 "WTF?"

Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"

Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"

Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}

Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"

by da_urb@n_l3g3nd March 27, 2010

Shredding it up on my platter

Skateboarding

The case of my phone should be well protected cause when im shredding it up on my platter i don't wanna bust my droid

by hobobling October 2, 2010

shredding the gnar

Doing sick tricks on a surf board/skateboard/snowboard/scooter/sled and or roller skates

Me: dude what should we do with this bodacious afternoon?!
Jeremy: shredding the gnar, of course!

by Kinkykankles May 5, 2016

shredding twine

When a attackman hits the back of the net so much the net frays and the twine snaps.

Wow. that guy is shredding twine

by bLoWsKiEs December 18, 2009

shredding the beef

Using one's fingernails while wacking off. Causes the man-pole to bleed. Audie's brother invented it. Feels good.

Yesterday i had a boner all day so i went home and decided shredding the beef would be nice

I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.

by Appleman May 19, 2006

shredding the cat

To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.

Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.

by Loweena November 1, 2017

Shredding the cheese

Describes the act of when someone with a dandruff infested scalp scratches their head

Person 1: Man, that guy's really shredding the cheese
Person 2: Yeah, pretty disgusting

by That_One_Fellow February 3, 2021