splurt

Jamaican slang, often used in britain and reggae culture. It means to leave, get out, very similar to "split"

Come on lets splurt, yo im gonnna splurt, seee you later.

by J-kwon November 6, 2004

splurge slap

To slap a splurge monkey. To hit, across either cheek with an open hand, someone who is acting like a splurge monkey.

Did you hear that Splurge monkey splurging? I splurge slapped him good

by Captain Sock July 28, 2008

Shlurb

A Blowjob.

"Hey did you hear that Chloe gave Conor a Shlurb last weekend?"

"No way!"

by Ilikemesomeuhstuffiguess January 30, 2019

Splurdle

Splurdle, v.t., (splurdling, splurdled). To masturbate as a female. Also n., the act or sensation of masturbation as a female.

Curiously, she often thought of gingerbread men when she began to splurdle.
I could use a good splurdle right now.

by MasturbationExpert February 23, 2009

splurchase

The buying of something that you don't really need, or maybe even want, just because you think that buying SOMETHING will improve your mood. origin: "splurge"+"purchase".

After having a bad day:

"Hey, I think I'm going to buy this Matrix Revolutions on DVD."
"What?? Why the hell would you buy that??"
"I know. Don't worry about my sanity - it's just a splurchase."

by TexLonghorn August 22, 2012

Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017

shlurfin

for white people to use instead of the n word. don’t be racist children

yael: hey shlurfin what’s up my shlurfin
gabi: what’s a shlurfin
yael: the n word for white people since i’m not racist. don’t be racist children

by lil shlurfin March 6, 2021