ur spleen

A random nerd's remix of ur mom.

A good way to offend someone's spleen.

A roast.

Hey dude! What's up?

UR SPLEEN!!!

by VA_NERD_SPLEEN_YEET_LOL! May 11, 2019

spleen

An internal organ of the human body on the left side.
It's job is to destroy old red blood cells.

My spleen is destroying all those old red blood cells, RIGHT NOW.

by elissanozit April 23, 2009

shaleena

Shaleena is happy, she does have lots of stress, but never lets someone put her down. She loves everyone, a lot of her fake best friends left her and she's still stuck on this one but the girl keeps on messing up, she's and amazing, beautiful girl, hot, sexy, kind, caring, she hates school she loves boys, but for some reason there's this one that will not leave her mine she thinks of him every night.

Don't you just love shaleena?

Omh who doesn't?

by Zerohoe December 11, 2016

spleen digging

The act of deeply penetrating your partner.

I hope you enjoyed your salad baby because after your dialysis appointment I am going to be spleen digging you all night long.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

Eugene O'spleen

Eugene O'spleen is a comic character well loved by millions around the globe. He made his debut in 2009, in the episode "midnight abduction". Since then, his popularity has exploded acros the globe, the second season having been recently released oon october 5 2011. The artist resides in north vancouver, along with his young apprentice who goes under the alias of "Macks".

What's your favorite Eugene O'spleen episode?
Oh, probably "hoovered". I love the sophisticated puns about the Dyson ball.

by Bathtubbargain October 6, 2011

Spleen Number 1,021

The 1,021 spleen in your body, the ABSOLUTE MODT IMPORTANT spleen in your body. The 1,021 spleen was created/invented/found/founded by The Advertiser of the 10/21 crew. Thus giving it it's name Spleen 1,021. Easily confused with Spleen 73, which Spleen 73 is a very important spleen but not the most important. Remember the 1,021 spleen is in different places than anyone else's (unless you're in "The 10/21 Crew") and you have different amounts of spleens. Spleen 1,021 is the most important spleen for 367 days of the year, and after 34.2 years Spleen 1,021 will kill other spleens that are not important. You may ask "Why is spleen 73 important?" Well there is an easy answer for that, if you take 7+3 it is = to 10, and 7•3 is = to 21; making 10/21. But there is another important spleen you NEED to know about, spleen number 0/2. Why is spleen 0/2 important. If you take the absolute value of 0/2 (write it down and put 0/2 beside each other like it is typed on here, don't put it as a fraction) it equals 10/21, don't believe me. |0/2|... There you go it clearly says 10/21. So that is my story about spleens. Remember GetHyperGetRekt and #Save10/21.

Tyler: (walks in room and pokes Breyer) Why is your Spleen so squishy.

Breyer: I don't know, Spleen Number 1,021 is always squishy.

Tyler: (walks in room holding arm)

Breyer: What's wrong Tyler?

Tyler: Spleen Number 1,021 hurts.

by TenTwentyOne October 29, 2014

The Spleen

An Irish red-haired person who slacks at everything they do. They are failures and have an annoying laugh. They are extremely aggresive and violent so stay away from them. They are creepers.

Glenn Taylor beat up a hippie going to work and got fired and The Spleen died

by Peyton Manning March 6, 2009