Shiss

When your in a hurry(whether it be to get back to video games, dinner, or bed) and you push to hard while peeing, coincidentally shitting your pants.

I heard David in the bathroom at lunch. He was pushing so hard peeing I thought he was going to shiss!

by David smallwood February 4, 2015

Spissues

The tissues used to clean up post sex/masturbation.

A combination of the words 'Spunky' and 'Tissues'.

Once i'm done cleaning up, i'll flush my Spissues because they'll stink out the damn bin.

by SuperGinge September 9, 2009

shissty

Ongoing feeling that you will shiss you pants.

I'm feeling all shissty after 24 beers last night. Gotta stay close to the can.

by rodwido October 26, 2015

shissle

Shissle is a ship name for a real name and a nickname. Gissle (Giselle) and Shawn.

Shissle is an amazing ship

by Shissle December 10, 2017

Shisst

Solution made from mixing together shit and piss. It is similar to diarrhea, but is typically chunkier and smells similar to the inside of an uncleaned cesspit or septic tank.

"Holy shit, man! It smells like shisst in here!"
"Did you hear about what happened to Dave? Some kids threw a bucket of shisst on his car."

by EbenezerSplooge69 January 6, 2021

shissert

1. When you get food on your clothes (preferably something sweet) and either you or your pet lick it up.
2. A combination of “shirt”and “dessert."

After I eat my dinner, my dog will jump on me looking for shissert.

by ttbrowncoat July 21, 2022

Spiss

A small puddle of watery Mexican piss in front of a porta John used by Serbs to wash there dick beaters

Beige exited the porta shitter and and washed his small hands in the spiss.

by Spicifications October 13, 2022