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Showel

A Showel is a super comfy beach towel short
Go grab your Showel and let's go to the beach!
by Showels January 15, 2013
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The Greatest Showman

A 2017 Musical Film loosely based on the events of the life of performer, businessman and politician P.T. Barnum. The film stars Hugh Jackman as Phineas Taylor Barnum, Michelle Williams as Charity Hallett-Barnum, Zac Efron as Phillip Carlyle(a fictional character loosely based on Barnum's real life business partner Hachaliah Bailey), Zendaya Coleman- credited as Zendaya- as Anne Wheeler(A fictional character) and Rebecca Ferguson as Jenny Lind, the Swedish Nightingale.
Grayss: Deckstur, come and see "The Greatest Showman" with me.
Deckstur: But, I want to stay in bed for ten hours straight and get bed sores.
Grayss: It looks really good.

And it was really good. From that day forward, Deckstur Mousebarg never once argued with Grayss again and never made plans to develop bed sores.
by PositivelyPisces January 17, 2018
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Shower Sex

When a guy sticks his penis in a girls vagina while warm water is pouring all over them!
Keirsten decided to take a shower and 5 minuntes later Chad joined her and they had some awesome shower sex!
by SlopNChop May 15, 2016
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emerald shower

Similar to a golden shower, except you eat asparagus first so your urine stinks like asparagus pee.
That asparagus was so good last night. When I got home I gave my girlfriend an emerald shower - it smelled awful!
by Bunjamin November 17, 2013
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Koino Shower

The sexual act where a female stands over a partner and releases menstrual blood on their face. Like a golden shower, but red.
"I would take you in the koino shower" -Illseraec
by Kimmicakes December 25, 2013
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poor man's shower

much like the mexican shower, it is a quickened alternative to a shower or a bath. requires the dipping of one's head underneath the faucet so as to clean the hair but not the entire body.

the term originates from a detroit urban legend whereby one man had only enough money to generate water for his hair. he was, in fact, poor.
1. time is money, just take a poor man's shower
2. look, we're running late. either take a mexican shower or a poor man's shower.

3. if you think you're gonna be able to go bravo delta tonight, you gotta at least take a poor man's shower
4. you can tell he only took a poor man's shower this morning
by BIGGG AL May 28, 2009
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Hot Girl Shower

A long shower a girl takes in order to prepare for a date or big event. She exfoliates, washes her hair, does a face mask, uses her nicest body wash, and shaves. The goal is to emerge soft, glowing, and sexy.
I’m meeting this guy from Tinder for a boat party in 3 hours, time to take a hot girl shower.

I’m gonna take a hot girl shower and then I’ll be right over.

Hot girl summer starts with a hot girl shower.
by Lndslvns August 7, 2021
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