National throw your shortest friend day

On May 15th, pick up your shortest friend and toss anywhere you please

On May 15th it’s national throw your shortest friend day!

by Payton 13344 April 14, 2020

shortcake

Nickname given to the most beautiful person in the world.

She's short and sweet and makes me haaaappy, she's a shortcake!

by VDeity June 30, 2007

Strawberry Shortcake

Is the seventh track by Melanie Martinez that is featured on her sophomore album, K-12 . The song is a mixture of alternative pop, electropop, and trip hop. The song was recorded around 2015-2016. It was released September 6th, 2019. But was leaked September 1st, 2019. The song is three minutes and four seconds long.

“What’s the meaning behind Melanie’s song Strawberry Shortcake?”

“It’s like another version of Mrs. Potato Head. Except Crybaby doesn’t like all the attention she’s getting from all these boys after she changes her appearance.”

by SeraphAngel November 11, 2019

Shortstack

1. a small pile of pancakes

2. a short person, particulary female

DAMN SHORTSTACK! it's ok! we can't all be normal height!

by yo mama! December 15, 2003

shitcastle

a mound of shit that rises above the waterline in the basin of a porta-potty

She left an enormous shitcastle in the Johhny-on-the-spot!

by Stinky Bottoms March 15, 2008

shortstealth

A small or "hidden" penis.

that boy has a shortstealth

by ideekay August 23, 2007

shortiest

1. Possessing, or pertaining to, the greatest conceivable level of shortness, most often in regard to skirts.

2. Prone to jolts of electricity or otherwise unreliable in voltage regulation, most often in regard to home wiring.

1. "That is the shortiest shorty I've ever been short-changed by."

1. "Well, she is wearing the worlds shortiest skirt."

2. "That is the shortiest light socket I've ever seen, I ain't goin' near that fothermucker, it'll juice me!"

by Ponderer June 10, 2009