shanked as a dog

when you are you high that you look like your friends dead dog. that jimmy "accidentally" shanked last week .

i am as shanked as a dog as right now guys. Me say "so you are 6 feet under"

by Nick’s terms September 11, 2021

Shocked

1)Great but in like a natural electric way
2)High without drugs

She gets me shocked

by ben_shaps_whyalwaysdry3 March 18, 2022

show-shocked

Physical condition one experiences after attending a rock show or concert, or participating in any event that includes moshing. Symptoms may include bruising on various areas of the body, ringing of the ears, hangover, fatigue, aching feet and headache.

Dude, I was so show-shocked after Godsmack last night. All I could do was sit on the sofa, eat Doritos and watch football.

by Spydoggie November 7, 2008

toe shocked

the jamming of a big toe into a womans vagina and or butt hole

Hey Jacob?

Yea?

Guess what i did last night?

What?

I just toe shocked the fuck out of my girlfriend last night

hell yea!!

by toeshockman January 16, 2011

Cyber Shanked

The result of being called out so hard via social media that it could be comparable to a prisoner getting "shanked".

Chris cyber shanked Chastity so hard for being such a trifling ass hoe, no one has seen her in days.

by Da Most Dope GUp In Da Hizzy September 9, 2013

Im Shooked Bruh

That feeling you get when something catches you off guard, your pissed, you don't know what just happen, or having that "im done..." sensation.

Taylor: Aye check out my new Timbs they got heelys on them!
Matt: They even real Timbs B
Taylor: But fam look at me glide.

Matt:Im Shooked Bruh}...

by Glazzcoe December 15, 2016

shot shocked

The rigid pose an individual assumes after being ejaculated on.

“Allie was super shot shocked after I busted my nut all over her last night.”

by macsam98 June 2, 2021