poop in my shmoop

when you want someone to insert their poop into your shmoop

David: Yo what's good Paddy?
Paddy: Nothing bro, I just had someone do a phat poop in my shmoop
David: Damn, I wish that was me

by Javalle McGee May 30, 2019

Shmooping

Verb. Used to describe the act of regularly sleeping with someone who is already married. In other words, describing the act of single guys who regularly fuck married bitches.

Yeah, she just got married last month. But they're still shmooping for sure - I saw her Camry parked in his driveway last night and her husband is outta town.

by mommy's little dancer October 25, 2010

Shmoop

Means "i have to go" or "im out" or "bye bitch"

I love you in all but shmoops!

by Boonga July 3, 2019

shmoop

A different way of saying anna oop or a conversation filler

1) Person 1: Sksksks

Person 2: Shmoop

2) *silence*
Person 1: Shmoop

Everyone: *laughs*

by madrinlaurmily69 October 6, 2019

Shmoop

A person who has anal sex but then procides to suck the penis that was just in their own ass

Look at the shmoop ass niggah

by Therealdicksucker April 17, 2017

Shmooped

The act of getting shit dick everywhere during anal. To poop on ones penis.

This new girl shmooped on me last night. It was horrible.

Dude, I heard she shmooped ya.

by skuttlebutt July 12, 2016

Shmoop Shmock

Shmoop means any form or feeling of happiness. Shmock means good/fun times or adventures. Happiness & Fun times.

Shmoop Shmoop Shmock

by TyPhizzle December 23, 2020