poop in my shmoop

when you want someone to insert their poop into your shmoop

David: Yo what's good Paddy?
Paddy: Nothing bro, I just had someone do a phat poop in my shmoop
David: Damn, I wish that was me

by Javalle McGee May 30, 2019

Shmooping

Verb. Used to describe the act of regularly sleeping with someone who is already married. In other words, describing the act of single guys who regularly fuck married bitches.

Yeah, she just got married last month. But they're still shmooping for sure - I saw her Camry parked in his driveway last night and her husband is outta town.

by mommy's little dancer October 25, 2010

Shmooping

Shmooping (SHA-MOO-PING)

n. Usually used as an insult brainrot term

v. The act of munting while figging

You stupid Shmooper!

I’m really into Shmooping

by Ford_Superduty December 17, 2024

Shmooping

Shmooping (SHA-MOO-PING) verb.
Shmooping is the act of munting, and figging at the same time.
Shmooping is most commonly used as a brainrot term.

Shmooping is a horrible act that only crazy people do.

You’re just a shmooper!

by Ford_Superduty December 17, 2024

shmoop

used for someone u love, kinda like oomf except this can be used outside of twitter

guys shmoop isn't coming to schl today :(

by taehyunstictacs February 16, 2022

Shmoop

Means "i have to go" or "im out" or "bye bitch"

I love you in all but shmoops!

by Boonga July 03, 2019

Shmoop

Fat over a vagina

rod- damn that girl got some serious shmoop

charlie- i would still tap that

by 123123312343123 November 07, 2022