dutch shmegma

When you're having sex and your partner takes a shit on your shmegma-encrusted penis, turning your shmegma brown and appetizing for your partner to eat. If he or she pleases.

I received a Dutch Shmegma

by a_fucking_sloth_lizard August 30, 2016

shmeghan

Meghan has a shit load of shmegma...crusty poon.

shmeghan needs to clean her snatch before it spreads throughout her body.

by anal cantine November 27, 2004

shmegmania

When one has the craze to peel back a foreskin and take a teaspoon to that sweet sweet shlong butter.

I hope I dont get shmegmania again, my breath still smells like his wiener gunk.

by G diddle and Big-Nuts Po Po December 9, 2008

Shmegma

Flouids and other disgusting things that come out of a beaten dead chinease womens mouth.

First you must find a partner as sick as you are then you must find a recently deceased chinease women, then you must hang her from a tree by her feet after one person gets a baseball bat and proceeds to whack her in the stoumach what comes out of the copses mouth thus far is shmegma.

by Sir Vanliktenstein December 31, 2010

shmegma

old semen left in the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

I dont suck uncircumcised dick in fear of getting a mouth full 'a shmegma...

by TheShivers February 19, 2003

shmegma

testicular ball sweat, due to hot temperatures and/or exercise.

My tennis compression shorts are soaked with shmegma, it smells disgusting and is all wet.

by Chad Vasquez May 14, 2007

shmegma

It is the substance that lubricates around the rim of the penis that helps to pull back the fourskin and cleanse it

the shmegma if not cleanses gets very cake like and makes it hard to move back the fourskin.

by amanda July 29, 2003