shmegulon

A man child the shape of a walnut who drinks his pain away and has such a massive horsecock, that when he has sex his penis splits in half like a watermelon and impregnates men and women alike. This hunk of a man tends to be in the military. He is also known as a man with many attributes for men and women to both like

God damn shmegulon, your wild!

by Toiletlicker August 1, 2022

Shmeging

Being disrespectful towards minorities, people of color and women.

*Why are you shmeging on Emma?"

by Winston Harper April 4, 2024

Shmergling

When you’re stomach both gurgles and makes a smooshing sound at the same time, it is shermgling? May also be spelled shmurgling, in recognition of the U in gurgling, according to the authors spouse. Who is wrong.

My god, what in the hekk was that sound coming from you. Oh, sorry, my stomach is once again shmergling.

by urbansurburban123 February 9, 2025

Smegling

Annoying person, enemy or just anyone opposing you.

Sorry I can’t help you right now there’s loads of smeglings on me.

by Smeglord August 2, 2025