shmank

to slap with something bad, esp. a bad grade in school

My physics teacher shmanked me with an awful grade on my final exam!

My brother is gonna shmank me with a wet fish when he finds out what I did to his new car.

by ceililover January 11, 2003

Shmangoodled

When you're high out of your mind, shamcked

Joe: yo fam i was Shmangoodled last night
Ben: dam vro that's whicked homeslice

Joe: who the hell are you to talk to me like that

by PhatMattxx December 22, 2018

shankopotamus

When someone very, very badly hits a golf ball in a high-pressure situation. This also applies to field goal kicks where the kicker badly chokes. This word is the portmanteau of shank (as hitting a golf ball way off course) and hippopotamus. This word is designed to conjure up images of the worst choke performance you can imagine.

It came down to the last hole, and Gary did a complete shankopotamus. The ball traveled about 10 feet off the tee into the water. He never recovered, lost the round, and lost the game.

by evilelvis94 January 15, 2022

Shmanks

A website dedicated to brining the best in local deals whilst giving back to the community. Shmanks is brining business and community together in a new and worthwhile way. It's more than a deal site, it's a 'Great Deal More'.

It's name derives form the word 'Thanks' or "Thank you" and aims to thank it's customers and business by giving back to a Charity or Cause.

'Shmanks for your support'
'Shmanking great idea!'

by Shmanks March 11, 2012

Shmango

a blonde moment, brunette moment or any moment that something weird happens.

Kali: I want to make a challenging question thats not hard
Daryl: Shmango! ( shmango sollute done only known to the original SHMANGOers

by Daryl (creater of SHMANGO) April 15, 2008

shmandoo

trying to pull the wool over your mom's eyes

Don't try to shmandoo me!

by Deb June 29, 2004

shanko

A person who chokes under pressure.
A person who lets their team down in a game, project, debate, anything that has any importance.
A person who misses a field goal kick to tie, or win the game.
A person who cant make a penalty kick to win a game.
A person who blows at picking up girls.

Wow!?, did u see Rex Grossman get intercepted??, He is truly a shanko.

Fuck. Gerald missed that field goal to win the state championship. I just cant take that shanko anymore... lets kill him!

How sad, that shanko just blew his chance to hook up with that girl.

by Scott Craig April 8, 2008