Farmyard Shanking

The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.

"Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room"

by APersuasiveTurnip September 1, 2016

Meat Shanking

A prison term for engaging in sodomy in a male prison.

The new inmate recieved a meat shanking from his cellmate.

by BeavisBungholio December 3, 2018

Shanking Crank

to have a shit while crying and wanking

"man i made one hell of a mess in the toilet"
"why what were u doin ?"
"just having a Shanking crank"

by Ali The Bad Boy D February 24, 2008

tyler shanklin

A south-american blowjob. When you snot-rocket on the dick and then suck it off.

My boyfriend loves tyler shanklins they are his favorite

by fee fee tang March 31, 2009

Slanking

To drink Alcohol and have fun on the streets. Usually around or near a shop that sells Alcohol.

"Are we going Slanking tonight"
"Let's go for a Slank"
"Everyone is outside Slanking"

by Slanker_Dom January 15, 2014

shlacking

a huge smack to a certain object.

Dude I gave your mom's ass a good shlacking last night.

by mattyc April 4, 2003

Shanking

The act of masturbating, or wanking, whilst at the same time having a shower.

Man have you been shanking our shower? The floors getting sticky.

I always make sure i have a shank before a night out.

by James Ryder June 12, 2011