Shizer Wilhelm

A shizer wilhelm is any shit you have taken or are about to take that could possibly be your largest or nastiest one. To refer to a past shit as a shizer wilhelm mass defecation must have taken place and the aftermath witnessed by one credible person. Pronounced Shh-eye-zer will-helm

Dude drive faster I'm about to take a shizer wilhelm

by Yonker April 20, 2008

slizzer

Drunk, Hangover, over tired and sick from the body recovering from intoxication.

"Im still slizzer from the night before"

by Ryan814 September 9, 2005

shizer

the english form of the german word schei*e or in english shit
*special german letter meaning ss dat looks like B

Du bist Schei*e
you are shit

by ZAC =P April 4, 2005

skizzer

skizzer: a buzz-word/name/handle referring to pseudo-intellectual references to psychiatric terminology. Root word: schizoid - emotionally detached - feeling out of it, detached, self-reflexively referring to it, but not wanting to pin anybody down about what is going on internally - because other people are too consumed with their own difficulties. Can be a "baiting" word to enable people to make lame half baked statements & to reference their own attention-deficit condition or manner

"Hey, check out the skizzer dude."
"Wasn't he catatonic?"
"You mean he didn't move a muscle for 8 hours?"
"Shut the fuck up."

by Mel_Skizzer June 9, 2012

Shizzel

the frizzy paper stuff on the side of a piece of paper that you pull out of a notebook.

"When my math teacher collected my homework, she asked me to remove the shizzel from my paper."

by Some person... December 8, 2006

Shizer Minelli

Shizer Minelli; The act of taking a shit so painstakingly gratifying, the end words from the relieving sigh of passing this hideous monster through the bowels of ones colon, one can't help but utter the phrase. "Shizer Minelli".

"A turd that looks like and feels like a Minelli".

"As I sat on the toilet to let pass A turd, I stood up after cleaning myself to look down at my masterpiece. The monster lay to portray a portrait in the likeness of Liza Minelli", Therefor I gasped and exclaimed, "Shizer Minelli!".

"Shizer Minelli that was A brutal shit."

by Aeternus_ February 8, 2009

Shizzed

Verb- When you reach an orgasm and you accidentally crap out your ass.

Frat Guy #1- "I was hooking up with that slut and I really had to take a shit so I decided just to finish, and when I jizzed I jizzed so hard a little bit of shit came out"

Frat Guy #2- "Dude you totally SHIZZED! It's when you jizz and a little bit of shit comes out

by Houston March 30, 2009