Shitdump

A conjunction of the words shithole and dump. Usually referring to a location but can also be applied to persons or things.

As a location this defines a place so hideous, boring and/or inhospitable it will not suffice to refer to is by either a shithole or a dump - it is thereby a shitdump

In reference to a person or thing it is someone/something who/that is unsanitary, foul, wretched or otherwise inequitably loathsome.

Can also be used an adjective.

Location: Man this place smells like dog-ass marinated with fermented fish carcass - What a shitdump!

Person: Dude, I don't think that guy's bathed since soap was invented - He's such a shitdump.

Thing: That piece of "art" looks like Salvador Dali loosely defecated a sculpture of Andre the Giant - What a shitdump!

Adjective: That's such a shitdump idea; Benicia, oh that shitdump town in California?; What's up with that shitdump jacket?

by Saul T. Nuhtz September 25, 2010

shitumen

A compound commonly used in the construction of Queensland (Australia) roads, shitumen is approx 30% road base, 30% pot holes, and and 40% of the state budget spent on a new state office highrise.

Dude1: Did you see the new state government building?
Dude2: Nope, my car fell appart on the shitumen!

by Spadfa October 22, 2017

Shittuber

A shitty YouTuber. Someone who uploads shitty content on the platform YouTube whom any sane person would refrain from watching.

Person 1: Hey want to watch Logan Paul's new vlog?

Person 2: That shittuber? I'd rather fucking shove an elephant's trunk up my ass than see a Logan Paul video.

by darknightshadow September 25, 2018

Shitturbate

to masturbate while taking a poop.
Also used in the form shitturbating and shitturbated.

I can't believe you just walked in the bathroom and saw someone shitturbate at that party.

by Birdslur December 8, 2009

Shittunity

The small window of opportunity you have to go poop when you first start feeling like you need to take a crap. This window goes away if you ingore the urge or don't take time to go poop right then. If you don't get your crapping done within this window, you may be screwed the rest of the day.

Man, I missed my shittunity this morning and I've been stopped up ever since.

by VKM January 16, 2008

Shitfume

The olfactory remains after one has been through the process of defecation that others sense.

Her shitfumes caused the elderly woman in the bathroom to die.

by Mary Horowicz February 8, 2010

ShittyMerry

When in a sexually act of anal fisting and you stick your fist deeper then usual and grab the shit out of them. Then with this shit you rub it on their Tit's.

Generally done around Christmas time for good times.

Last night I ShittyMerry'ed Nina and she loved it.

by NinaDestoyer69 February 14, 2017