Shigoon

Verb: To sloppily pleasure a woman's genitalia while dancing in a public area. Usually executed by severely intoxicated men and women with impaired judgement.
Noun: The act of shigooning

Present: Justin is shigooning that girl.
Past: He shigooned her - and she liked it.
Future: He is so going to shigoon her.

Noun: That was a sneaky shigoon.

Adjective: She came back looking very shigooned

by Megaloathe March 8, 2012

Shitton

A lot of something. Like a shitload. Usually asked for through drive through windows.

Worker: Do you want any sauce with that?

Guy: Yeah can I get a Shitton of Del Scorcho?

by NDUB3 February 22, 2011

The Shitsons

Perfect way to describe modern day episodes of The Simpsons. The series was hilarious and fantastic in the ninties but now is totally unfunny and unwatchable. The show's main writers started being replaced 2001-03 and the series started to show signs of low-to-no quality. The movie in 2007 was the only funny thing done since the show started to die. Now the show can be compared to a sick animal that cannot continue living and needs to be put down.

I get so bored when I'm sick I find myself watching The Shitsons a lot.

by gaaraofthedamned July 5, 2011

asslee shitson

-the correct term for that disgusting piece of shit that ruined pete wentz.
-a huge gold digger like her freaky ass perverted dad.
-needs to drop dead.
-caught lip syncing on SNL.haha
-had multiple surguries to try and cure her uglyness,which failed,making her even uglier.
-has a wonky eye.
-a hick from the hills
-epic fail.

Asslee shitson in her annoying hick voice-"Howdy Ya'll"
People who hate her(wait,thats everyone on Earth)-"Omfg just fucking drop dead already! Jesus Effing Christ!"

by som1 who h8s asslee(kristina) January 26, 2009

Shitconda

When you take a shit so big that it resembles an anaconda and it attacks you from the toilet resulting in almost certain death. The Shitconda can be avoided by not eating mexican food or meatball subs from Subway.

Guy#1: Did you hear about Barry?
Guy#2: Yeah man he died in the bathroom right?
Guy#1: I think he took a Shitconda and was killed..
Guy#2: Dude you with this Shitconda shit again, Barry's dead... fuckin grow up!

by NewEnglandCalmChowder December 12, 2009

shitbong

To fart while getting a blowjob

I was so loaded last night that I accidentally shitbonged her while she was chugging!

by old dirty buck November 2, 2009

holy shitmonkeys

something to yell when no other interjections is suitable for the crazy amazing thing you may have just witnessed

Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?

Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!

by TheKatherine92 November 8, 2011