shitload

A quantifier for people, signifiyng either one or many of them, in terms of a sizable degree of shittiness.

-I've seen a shitload of people on that website.
-Really, a lot?
-Well, maybe six. But they've been really shit, and people-y, you know?
-I shitty-well know. There is always a whole shitload of people.

by mattrh May 29, 2015

metric shitload

An EU imposed measurement of manure.

"oh arr, I used twenty metric shitloads on that there field of artichokes"

by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 29, 2003

A Shitload of

A slang phrase used to mean "A lot of".

That's A Shitload of porn!

by MyRealNameIs: October 18, 2010

metric shitload

1. lots, tons, extremely...
2. equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads

i just downloaded a metric shitload of porn!!!

by Mike mam September 13, 2003

Shitload

A term which defines a numerical value of 47. It is prime. Do not confuse the term with similar terms such as fuckton, assload, or baker's dozen. This is a shitload.

Dumbass: Dude! I just spilled a shitload of milk.

Smartass: Impossible. Milk cannot be split into any value other than milk. Your argument is invalid.

by Anchovies123 January 24, 2012

Montana Shitloader

When you load your shit on your cock and rail that hoe because she wasn’t in the kitchen.

Local Man arrested for preforming the Montana Shitloader on his 13 year old mom while she was sleeping.

by HotDiggityDamner May 1, 2019

shitload

meaning quite a few, a bunch, a lot, very many, more than you care to be able to count, more than you can count; a widely used exaggeration of there being far too many of something ~ not to be confused with a boatload or a whole fucking bunch

Holy shit man, that's a shitload of midgets in that parade.

by btezra October 23, 2002