shitsmitten

the need to take a shit, basically.

me: I am shitsmitten, be right back.
him: I don't care if you're shitsmitten or not, hurry up!

by Toadzor March 25, 2009

shitistics

The mathematical process by which one or a group measures the quality and size of their shits. A way to compare shits between competing friends/enemies. There is an average shit for humanity, as taken by Jesus Christ unto St. Peter's face (the Holy Shit), and shits greater than or less than the Holy Shit is measured by standard deviation in terms of chippermonkeys. Shitistics apply to size, girth, smell, denisty, color, and toilet clogging ability. Shitistics are measured by a neutral arbiter in a "who took the biggest shit" dispute.

Jason: Shit dude, I took a huge shit this morning.

Matt: What are the shitistics you shithead?

Jason: Size: 1.2 chippermonkeys, Girth: 3.8 chippermonkeys, Smell: 2.8 chippermonkeys, Density: -1.9 chippermonkeys, Color: 0.2 chippermonkeys, Toilet Clogging: 10.0 chippermonkeys.

Matt: I guess thats a decent shit.

Jason: Shit, I had to buy new socks.

Matt: Tell Craig to come measure the shitistics on the deuce I just dropped.

by Cream Puff69 October 13, 2012

Shinism

An extreme devotion to your mom, your cats, and browsing Facebook all day long.

"Dude, I truly can't talk to you right now. I'm on Facebook looking at cat pics while talking to my mom in "Asian". All about the Shinism.

by Kheat77 June 11, 2018

Shitium

Shitium is the product of all matter after it degrades to a point where its of no use to anyone anymoar.

After burning all my coal up, all i was left with was shitium.

by Kyosuke January 19, 2009

Shitsmas

The day after Christmas when you wake up and take a miraculous, emergency shit.

"Hey man, Mike's been in the bathroom all morning."
"Yea,I guess Shitsmas came early this year."

"You have Charmin toilet paper?!?"
"Ho,ho,ho...Merry Shitsmas!"

by The Brown Elf December 26, 2012

shitxism

pronounced shit + xism. also known as shit 'sexism'.

1. The belief that woman should not be allowed to talk about their shits or the act of shitting in a public forum.

see also 'shitxists?

It took me 20 years of holding in my poop before realizing I was the victim or spousal abuse and shitxism

by noonepoopsbutyou July 31, 2011

Shitistist

To be in a state of "I doesn't care"

I am feeling so shitistist right now

by Saiiiikkk November 14, 2019