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dry slam your shitbox

guy: "i'd love to dry slam your shitbox"

girl: "sounds fun, are you man enough?"

guy: "you won't shit right for a week, i promise"
by bpa July 30, 2008
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shitbox

something that is low quality or nonworking.
Jesus Fucking Christ your car is a shitbox dude.
by catspleen January 16, 2003
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shitbag corporation

a corporation despised for its activities and and has earned its reputation as a shitbag corporation
i read the news paper this morning shitbag corporation is bringing a factory to my town
by littlejimmie November 30, 2018
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Tyler County shitbag

1. (n) An annoyingly narcissistic person/persons who thinks they are the best at everything.

Tyler County shitbags can't hold a job and usually have no money. They will gladly tell you this, because according to them, it is most likely your duty to pay their bills.

The only way to combat a Tyler County shitbag during a social outting if you are unfortunate enough to encounter one, is to try and talk over them. This should be done with caution and is not recommended for socially inexperienced or inept people. The act of being louder than a Tyler County shitbag by itself can leave one gasping for breath and hoarse. This action will also be met with extreme prejudice by the shitbag, as well as by your peers at your social gathering, as you are now the loudest one in the room, bar none; expect the locals to have blocked out the Tyler County shitbag and commonly be immune to his lies and unbelievably thick bullshit.

2. (n) a Cory.
Tyler County shitbags are commonly refered to as Cory's by life long Tyler County residents.
Overheard from a Tyler County shitbag:
"The stupid fucks at Guiness Records know all about me man! They just hate that I keep better records of shit than they do. Biggest reason really is that they don't want to pay their publisher to put out an entirely new book, so they just keep hating on this Cory."
by Bo Blam November 21, 2019
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shitdog

shitdog (noun) slang : origin: unknown. meaning: commonly used in the south to describe a worthless redneck. its much more mild and humorous than calling someone a piece of shit, bastard, asshole, or loser. hell, ya might even say it to your own kin, or your good ol boy ned in a joking manner.
whats that ol shitdog up to?

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that shitdog owes me money

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you shitdog, you drank my last beer
by shitdog June 23, 2008
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shitbox

A car of poor quality or condition.
My friend's shitbox 92 acura will never get him pussy.
by NICK3189 May 23, 2007
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shitboat

Anything that moves too slowly and needs to hurry up.
Hurry up you shitboat!
by Xemidos June 24, 2016
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