Shitard

Someone who is so mentally disabled they don’t know shit

That shitard went on jeopardy and couldn’t come up with “who was married to Jackie Kennedy”? as question for answer “JFK”

by Davedale August 13, 2019

shitarang

A worthless ex that keeps trying to come back into your life.

The shitarang messaged me again last night trying to hook up.

by TripG January 23, 2020

Shitarse

Made-up Spanish verb meaning to shit yourself

Si pudea me shitar (shitarse), esa seria bueno.

If i could shit myself, that would be great.

by qwerty1231231 May 30, 2009

Shitastrophe

(1) A catastrophe of fecal proportions.
(2) Something that is epically bad.

"That wasn't a bad speech, that was a f*cking shitastrophe!" (2)

"Dude, you were in the bathroom for ninety minutes!"
"I couldn't help it, it was a shitastrophe." (1)

by Griffin Boyce June 16, 2007

shitastrophe

1) A very shitty catastrophe, usually due to a fuck up on the part of one person.

I can't beleive he wrecked his car and shit his pants, what a shitastrophe that was.

by Dr4T7 April 9, 2006

Shitfart

When you try so hard to shit during constipation that you fucking rip one as you’re shitting

I shitfarted because of the amount of bread i ate

by Short penis October 18, 2019

Playing the Shitar

In anticipation of a rather lengthy shit, one brings their guitar into the bathroom to pass the time.

I always play better when I'm playing the shitar

by nygiantsphan May 1, 2010