Stalkie Talkie

A mobile phone loaded with facebook places, foursquare or another application capable of transmitting your GPS.

Mary had her stalkie talkie with her at the mall, and this allowed her creepy lab partner to follow her the entire day at a discreet distance.

by MrVertigo September 16, 2010

Shitaliture

Any reading materials which help pass the time in the bathroom.

Joe's preferred shitaliture is the morning news paper. It helps him pass the time among other things.

by them0st1nterestingman May 23, 2016

Shitalization

1). Shit is fucked up, and or being in a shitty situation. 2). Confused as shit as to what is happening in a given situation when you should be. 3). When use and or using of the word “shit”, is implied yet not enough substance to cover the entirety of what is happening in your current state. 4). When there is absolutely no conceivable way and or words to describe ones current state and or situation, when just saying “what?” and or “what the shit?” Is not efficient enough.

When you come home from work and there are thirty are so cars in and around your home and is obvious that a party is going on that you did not approve nor receive an invite, and as you walk in there is no one yelling “Surprise!”, but yet some asking, “who are you this is a private party”. And you instantly roar out in utter disgust, “ What in Shitalization!” • ViA • Roy•Robert’s

by Werds•Never•Written September 5, 2020

shitalkumar

1. former indian domino's manager, sometimes a little pedoish
2. can be used to replace any swear word

maybee dwellvee dirteen yearrs olt
bloody shitalkumar man, this is so hot!

by skittlepatle November 8, 2022

shitanked

So drunk you are talking to yourself while making funny faces in the bathroom mirror, and you think it's funny.

I drank that whole bottle of tequila, man I'm shitanked.

by A Tom Jones July 29, 2006

shtalker

a shtalker is someone who stalks you for the sole purpose of talking shit.

{ten seconds after you log on facebook}
shtalker: Hey Bob, wtf have you been?

Bob: Uhhh, offline?
shtalker: Looks like you got picture raped last night.

Bob: How long have you been waiting for me to log in?
shtalker: idk, lost track of time keeping tabs on my fucket list. I added your face to the bottom.
Bob: shtalker, you're such a shtalker.

by RumpoleIsDead April 14, 2010

shitalk

When a person drinks too much and his mouth starts to over load his ass.

Don't shitalk me and there won't be none.

by Elifgrot June 12, 2018