Dos Shittos

Having to take a shit immediately after you just took one. This usually happens once you are done wiping your ass, pulling your pants up and washing your hands. Dos = two in Spanish. Shittos = slang plural for shits.

"I thought I was safe, but then I got an attack of Dos Shittos!"

by Fagrodamus February 2, 2015

shittake

1. A type of mushroom.
2. Cover up word for 'shit'.

1. "Yum, I love shittake mushrooms!"
2. Person 1: Oh shit...
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: ...take mushrooms
Person 2. Oh.

by Darth Bob December 11, 2004

shitpoker

1. Someone who is the penetrator during anal sex (especially gay anal sex). Refers to the fact that the penis pokes the feces inside the rectum of their partner.

"Oh man, Elton John is the biggest shitpoker over".

by bad daddy April 13, 2005

Shittocks

It is like bollocks which means balls. Instead it is sitttocks which meansshits.

I dropped my spoon, Shittocks!

by Sexy Polar Ice November 9, 2011

shittooed

To get unbelievably drunk.

"Dude, we went out the other night, and Ben drank like 10 tequila shots and got totally shittooed"

by Jenna Mitchell July 3, 2008

Shittot

Shittot describes something intensely possitive, similar to such words as 'amazing', 'incredible' and 'vagina'. Although commonly thought to be negative, it must not be confused with the word 'shit'.

"Hey mum! that pasta was shittot!'

"I got my test results back today", "How'd you do?", "Shittot!"

"I totally got laid last night. Her vag was shittot"

by KyleDelonge May 17, 2010

shittake mushrooms

(n.) My dad's version of shit when he doesn't want to use the real swear word.

Me: Cris was telling lies to me today.
Dad: Did you tell her she's full of shittake mushrooms?

by G-Nuh August 21, 2006