shit face cock master

Someon who is always drunk and suck dick all the time

Jon Hoffman is a shit face cock master who does it with Tim Alo every night

by Zach Garrison March 20, 2005

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What you say when you're trying to be edgy.

kid: "cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt."
me: "Stop trying to be edgy no one cares."

by Dubiks August 31, 2018

Cock Shit

Generally refering to something that just sucks. Kind of like when you see a sexy man across the room and he ends up being gay.

Person 1: That guy is soo sexy!!
Person 2 (male): Thats my boyfriend, hunni!
Person 1: That is cock shit!!

by Alison And Laura March 12, 2004

Cock Shit

N. Typically refers to the residue remaining on the tip and shaft of the penis after anal sex. The effect is more pronounced on women (or men if you're into that homo shit) that are full of shit, both metaphorically and physically.

I slept with Nevea the other night and fucked her ass so hard I think the cock shit is permanent. That ho needs to clean herself out more often.

by Big Mark 6969 July 31, 2011

Shit Face Cock Master

Kevin- a guy that goes to high school with me. hes a real duche.

Kevin is a shit face cock master

by J-Sizzle April 21, 2004

pussy ass ho bitch shit face cock master

someone u dont hate its someone u hate more then teachers

sophiean ur a pussy ass ho bitch shit face cock master

by -------------------------------------------------- March 11, 2003

Cock-shit Smoothie

When someone shits in another person's mouth, then shoves there cock in that persons mouth, while also swirling it around making the shit into a smoothie type material.

I'm going to make a cock-shit smoothie out of you if you keep saying that.

by David Thomas Pacheco October 19, 2008