Shimper

A person who is both a simp and a shipper.
Used when you ship two or more people but you also simp for one or more of the people in that ship.

"I'm a shimper"

by Hot Mamma Killugon shipper March 6, 2022

Shimper

A person who's a simp and also ships other people

She's such a shimper, she ships me with Fin 'cause she can't find anyone to simp for!
Stop being a shimp! But bro, I ship ya with Ellie so...I guess I'm a shimper too?

by magicauras September 25, 2022

Shampeed On

Process of alowing someone to urinate on your head in order to benifit from said person's DNA.

In order for my hair to look perfect, I requested to get shampeed on by my girlfriend.

by Coachtwentytwo September 17, 2009

Shitpeedo

Shitpeedo

nancy had to go so bad, a shitpeedo shot out of her ass!!!!

by Thisphuqinguy October 27, 2016

shimple

the pimples you get sometimes when you shave your pubic hairs.

fuck dude i got like five shimples from shaving my pubes last night! now denise is gonna think i have fuckin herpes!

by Mac Kev July 5, 2007

Shippee

A stinky, smelly useless piece of shit.

Stop being such a shippee

by RazrRamon February 28, 2019

Shimple

When people can't say the word simple so they say shimple instead. I mean what is wrong with these people, I have heard it more than once.

Megan at badminton saying 'shimple'.

by Imogen_is_shimple July 19, 2006