shlurp the brodie

Suck ya homies dick.
No homo though

I’m down to shlurp the Brodie real good.

by Holy cunt October 1, 2017

shlurp my shmeat

What Matthew does to my exceedingly large phallus

"wow, the only thing Matthew does is shlurp my shmeat!"

by tekritin February 7, 2018

shlurpderp

some guy who wanted to exist

shlurpderp exists

by honkbonk June 4, 2020

shlurpderp

he wants to exist.
we, the honks, shall rise.
and honk people until they notice him and honk with us.

shlurpderp honks

by honkbonk June 4, 2020

shlurpderp

A very beautiful child that slowly turns more and more of an idiot each day he stays inside

A shit shlurpderp is at it again being my disappointment

by Shlurpderp June 4, 2020

Shlurp

A small fruit jello cup

Eat a shlurp with me.

by Jello cup November 28, 2020

Shlurp

Sexual slang for "make-out"

Hey, wanna shlurp.
Oh yeah

by martishaocwardin1367 September 26, 2018