shartulence

Flatulence (farting) that leads to a shart (shitting your pants when you were expecting/hoping to merely push a fart).

All in all, shartulence is a fancier way of saying that you (or someone else) sharted.

It's nothing to be ashamed of, just something to be laughed at.

by JeffroMidas September 7, 2013

shartubble

When you goto leave a fart in the bath tub and the bubbles come up with floaters

Wife says. Dammit ray I'll never get that ring out of the tub.

Ray responds. I'm. Sorry baby but your chile wrecked my colon causing me to SHARTUBBLE in the bath. And boy it smelled like 30 year old depends

by Huge Dixson January 29, 2014

sharum

When you fuck your wife for ten minutes hurry get a kerosene lamp and let he queef into it.

I Sharumed my wife so hard last night...

by HeyFukcers April 22, 2016

shartmonger

A person who is always taking poops.

Kyle crayon is a shartmonger.

by k2 November 28, 2004

Shartused

When one of your Facebook friends sharts on your awesome status post, therefore making the status not awesome.

I just had the best FB status until my friend shartused me and made my status look retarded.

by coop4ku September 14, 2010

shartuitous moment

When you're standing at the toilet whizzing away and proceed to crack out what you THINK... is a fart but unfortunately is not gaseous in nature. Still... you're in a good position to just turn around, drop trou and proceed to salvage your shorts as you are conveniently right there in front of the toilet.

"Dude... it was a most Shartuitous Moment... I was actually IN the can when I had an unanticipated shart attack....."

by Bonemanrides January 19, 2016

Shartui

A tiktoker That posted genshin impact related content and is funny cool. They use they/them pronouns.

Omg did you see shartui’s edit of venti that was posted on march 22 2021? Its amazing

by Applejuicey March 28, 2021