Shartled

v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.

"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."

by Markalept October 22, 2009

Shartload

not quite a shit load but more than a handfull. you know, a shartload.

Guy1: hello friend, would you like to go to the cinema tonight?
Guy2: no, i am very sorry. i have a shartload of work to do tonight for my seminar tomorrow

by iridefattwins January 21, 2010

shartnel

small pieces of shit that explode from ones anus during a shart

Andrew knew instantly after he sharted that he felt pieces of shartnel in his silk briefs.

by lg95409 December 2, 2010

shartlist

When you're mad at someone, but not quite enough to put them on your shitlist.

Man, Tony was supposed to help me move today and he was 45 minutes late. I guess it's better than not showing up at all, but he's still on my shartlist.

by conkspotter November 17, 2011

shartenfreude

to get a sense of schadenfreude from seeing someone shart or farshit him/herself in public

Bart had an overwhelming sense of shartenfreude when Ms. Crabapple farshitted herself in class

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

shit mate i just sharted

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/

by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019

Shantel

Simply Put, Shantel is the most amazing person you could ever hope to know, let alone love, It takes a special type of man to win her love and affection, because a Shantel has Characteristics that no other species seems to express, She is Warm, affectionate, funny, loves to smile, can do anything the roughest, toughest cowboys can do.., yet she is the most beautiful individual in all of the human race, beautiful blonde hair that is like silk to the touch, green eyes deeper than the Mariana Trench, and more flowing curves than East Fairview Road ;) and a complexion more beautiful than any sunset you can imagine, on the flip side, she can be Cold and hateful when angered, a little insecure on occasion and if she ever says anything out of anger it is bound to rip your soul into shreds.. she is complicated, but the good far out weighs the bad, and when you win her love, she is faithful and will love you for life.. simply put, the most wonderful thing god ever created.

the original Shantel.

No one compares to Shantel

by bakersdelight89 June 22, 2011