Mr shortbread gamer demonlord

Ears are his favroite snack except from toes

Mr shortbread gamer demonlord

by Ur nan smells of Easter eggs September 2, 2020

Wankers shortbread

A tradition where, upon a young lad’s awkward yet triumphant first solo adventure, his parents—presumably both proud and horrified—present him with a ceremonial piece of shortbread to mark his transition into a deeply confusing stage of life.

In the north of England this shortbread is often accompanied by some of the fathers custard.

Father : Here you go son, have a munch on this wankers shortbread.
Son: thanks dad I really love it

by Poppyseed Monkey January 28, 2025

Shag a shortbread

When you’ve just made a grand old error or found out some devastating news it’s appropriate to use this phrase

Mother: yer nan’s just died x
Me: OH shag a shortbread!

by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019

searthread

The time of year when exams happen (AKA the worst time of the year).

Searthread hit me like a storm this year!

by NatTheCatt March 4, 2018

Shartarade

Where you shit in fruit punch Gatorade an mix it in a drink it.

Y’all want me to make u a shartarade

by 000111stinkyfarts January 20, 2022

shitbread

a horrible person or people or thing

Bullies are real shitbread.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) March 20, 2024