7 definitions by Willne has a square head x

When someone’s being a moody fucker you might use this phrase to find out why
Mia:*being a daft moody bugger*
Claudia: who’s shat in YOUR cornflakes?
by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019
Airing a spud is a sinful and wrong, it consists of the action of IGNORING a fist bump
Patrick: *holds out fist for fist bump*
Dennis: * sees this but purposefully ignores*
Patrick: DENNIS COME ON MAN WHAT THE HELL YOU CANT BE AIRING SPUDS LIKE THIS
by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019
One of the classics in the Oxford English Dictionary, bore off you pikey is a phrase used a last resort when faced with a state of complete anger and desperation
Mother: please tidy your room

Me: not now I’m taking a dub

Mother: I’ll smash up your PS4 you sket
Me: oh bore off you pikey
by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019
When you’ve just made a grand old error or found out some devastating news it’s appropriate to use this phrase
Mother: yer nan’s just died x
Me: OH shag a shortbread!
by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019
Fabricio Coloccinni - what a guy, his luscious brown locks are guaranteed to win your heart over but wait till you see what he can do with a ball
The famous Coloccinni Song:
Ooooh Coloccinni

You are the love of my life, Oh Coloccinni

I’d let you shag my wife, oh Coloccinni

I want curly hair tooooo
by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019
Seb: I pulled a penger last night
Paco: was she fit or a gorm though
by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019
A special fist bump you have to do an epic deed to earn
E.g
Telling a rad joke
Steve: *does epic backflip*
Ricardo: whoa man that’s certi spud that
by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019