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Shanked a turd

When you use the restroom and leave a skid Mark on the bowl.
Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.
by Captain cupcake August 27, 2020
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shanked the cat

To mess up the sistuation, to screw over a person or group of people by narking on them or mentioning someing to the wrong person. to tell a secret or reveal senstave information to people that could use it for blackmail.
"Damn Tommy, you really shanked the cat this time, why did you tell melinda that i was allergic to her perfume!"

"Don't shank the cat billy, don't mention that you are inlove with sally, OK!"
by LaidBackGuy1988 December 11, 2005
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Shanked up

gettin done in tha booty
(insult if ya dude)
kevin got shanked up when he went to juvie
by BayAreaPryncess March 1, 2004
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shanked out

The appearance of "roast beef" looking labia resulting from vigourous and repeated sex. Typically found with loose slutty women who"give it out" a lot.
Last night I hooked up with this bitch who was totally shanked out, that shit hung down to her knees!
by Squirrel Master August 16, 2004
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rage shanked

Combination of rage and shanked.

1. One of the many derivatives of owned.

2. Can be used literally as well. As in to shank someone with extreme prejudice.
Dude, you got rage shanked!

You better go this weekend or I'll rage shank your ass!
by Kageh February 8, 2005
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deer shanked

You win? BOOKWICHES! You lose? DEER SHANKED!
One of the punishing prizes in super bingo.
by Picnic Face April 2, 2008
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Mouth Shanked

The effect of biting into a tortilla chip and having the vertex/vertices pierce the lining of the soft tissue/gums in the mouth.
Willy bit into the tortilla chip and it mouth shanked him in the gum.
by BoomDaddy2173 December 30, 2018
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