the pig exploded

when a particular place or item looks like it has been run in all wheel drive through a mote of dead hookers and spaghetti sauce at terminal velocity.

There is a sign on all of the microwaves, please cover your food. Today all of the microwaves looked like the pig exploded in them. Could you please keep it simple. Cover your food.

by doctor squander August 27, 2009

Sploded

To get as high as humanly possible,
to ender so much THC that your mind is in an alternate state

After this bag we are so gonna be sploded!!!

While smoking in our car we got sploded.

by Pookie420 May 1, 2009

exploded hot pocket

An exploded hot pocket is when during anal you fuck your partner so hard that when you're done he or she's asshole looks like an exploded hot pocket.

Dawg that anal was so intense I left her lookin like an exploded hot pocket.

by I.A Games October 13, 2019

Sploded

To experience intense emotion that causes both an explosive and implosive reaction simultaneously.

Boy: "Are you okay? When I gave you that present you just sat there and let out a long singular scream without moving."
Girl: "Yeah, I just fully sploded because it's so precious!"

by TheConvivialLord January 20, 2021

Your thermos exploded

When the condom breaks inside the woman

Yo I was fucking my girl and she's said "your thermos exploded" .

by Clitcruncher February 2, 2017

sexposed

Exposed your sex organ.

A: U SEXposed your dick! That's sick!
B: It's just my realistic dildo made by human skin!
A: Are U gay? dildo sex??

by SandaimeSpaceMan February 9, 2008

his head exploded

a term used as an exlamation to end a story at a random point

why did the chicken cross the road?
cause his heads exploded!!!!!!!!!

by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004