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sevita
Sevita is probably one of the best people you will meet. She is super fun and sweet. She always knows how to brighten your day, with either a smile or a super long paragraph of why she loves you. She is very protective of her friends, and defend them with their life. However she will also think of her well being first. A Sevita is usually calm but can also be very passionate about her interests. She is always fun to talk to and hang around with. You don’t even have to be talking with Sevita to have fun with her. Just sitting together is fun when you are with Sevita. She is SUPER smart, and has a large advanced, vocabulary. She is an animal lover, an most likely has at least one pet/cat. A Sevita is mostly known for their talent or a part of their appearance.
Friend: My friend Sevita is amazing!!
Girl 1: Who’s Sevita.
Girl 2: The art one with blonde hair.
Girl 1: OHHHHHH
Girl 1: Who’s Sevita.
Girl 2: The art one with blonde hair.
Girl 1: OHHHHHH
Semitarian
A semitarian is a part-time vegan or vegetarian: too much of a wuss to go 100% in but they put in the half-assed effort. They may eat only some types of meat (like oyster vegan or pescatarian), they may consciously choose not to eat meat on certain days (Meat Free Monday), or they may only eat meat on certain days (cheat meal). They may be semitarian for health reasons, simply not care, or find full-time veganism or vegetarianism to be too time-consuming or difficult.
James: I've been vegetarian with one meat meal exception a month.
Sarah: That's semitarian...
James: No, it's vegetarian with 1 meat meal dammit. I don't like labels. I'm a millenial!
It's Meat-Free Monday! Time to flex my semitarian muscles.
Maybe I just dont care THAT much about veganism. I'm doing my part eating meat only on rare occasions. It would be more impactful to make a ponzi scheme for veganism. The results would be exponential. Until then, I'm semitarian.
My doctor told me I have to reduce my meat intake to reduce my risk of chronic preventable disease. So I cut out all meat--except for burgers.
Sarah: That's semitarian...
James: No, it's vegetarian with 1 meat meal dammit. I don't like labels. I'm a millenial!
It's Meat-Free Monday! Time to flex my semitarian muscles.
Maybe I just dont care THAT much about veganism. I'm doing my part eating meat only on rare occasions. It would be more impactful to make a ponzi scheme for veganism. The results would be exponential. Until then, I'm semitarian.
My doctor told me I have to reduce my meat intake to reduce my risk of chronic preventable disease. So I cut out all meat--except for burgers.
Semitarian by lilspiker January 1, 2017
Galactic Sextasy
A form of intimate sexual stimulation involving just you and a sexual partner, hits of ecstasy*, and your individual or joined levels of creativity and imagination. Unlike traditional courting circumstances, Galactic Sextasy can occur anywhere, at anytime, with anyone.
For me, Galactic Sextasy occurs when a male and female astronaut set aside an entire day in which they get together and let their imaginations take them far, far away on a thizz-tasticly erotic outer space adventure. With stimulant addition ones imagination can often times open up to a plethora of unpredictably unique sexual possibilities. Say theres a girl whom youre interested in and she somehow becomes interested in you. With Galactic Sextasy you could be tongue-tickling her star-studded sparklebox while stimulating the north star of her kitty constellation and simultaneously radiating an intense multitude of deep space pleasure tremors all throughout the coveted G-star in the luscious depths of her Hyman Cosmos.
*Footnote: Taking ecstasy pills before mentally departing on your naughty deep space adventure is crucial to the experience. Let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be totally thizzled out, floating through a meteor shower while getting a blow job? There are no ends to the possibilities because there are no ends to what you can imagine, so keep your eyes to the skies, your thoughts unique and creative, and just keep on poppin em.
For me, Galactic Sextasy occurs when a male and female astronaut set aside an entire day in which they get together and let their imaginations take them far, far away on a thizz-tasticly erotic outer space adventure. With stimulant addition ones imagination can often times open up to a plethora of unpredictably unique sexual possibilities. Say theres a girl whom youre interested in and she somehow becomes interested in you. With Galactic Sextasy you could be tongue-tickling her star-studded sparklebox while stimulating the north star of her kitty constellation and simultaneously radiating an intense multitude of deep space pleasure tremors all throughout the coveted G-star in the luscious depths of her Hyman Cosmos.
*Footnote: Taking ecstasy pills before mentally departing on your naughty deep space adventure is crucial to the experience. Let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be totally thizzled out, floating through a meteor shower while getting a blow job? There are no ends to the possibilities because there are no ends to what you can imagine, so keep your eyes to the skies, your thoughts unique and creative, and just keep on poppin em.
"Dude, did you see that girl I left Walter's party with last night? She was a freak!
"No shit, what happened?"
"Well, she is pretty into to raving I guess so when we got back to her apartment she brought out some thizz and we started rolling so tough! I couldn’t stop feeling myself and I guess she couldn't stop feeling me either cause one thing lead to another and before long she was boarding my love rocket with intentions to bone! The shuttle launched from fellatio bay and Galactic Sextasy took it from there. That bitch was out of this world."
"Oh honey, what do you know about this Galactic Sextasy craze?? Apparently it's really popular with young people because all the kids are taking ecstasy and having unprotected sex these days.. Do any of your friends Galactically Sextacize?"
"Okay two things; First off, I don't want to have this conversation with you. Secondly, stop watching Vh1 cause they’re target audience isn't even old enough to have seen the end of just half as many years that you have to boast. So kids are popping ecstasy and fucking each other while they dream about outer space, who cares? It's naught a big deal, let it go Mom.”
"No shit, what happened?"
"Well, she is pretty into to raving I guess so when we got back to her apartment she brought out some thizz and we started rolling so tough! I couldn’t stop feeling myself and I guess she couldn't stop feeling me either cause one thing lead to another and before long she was boarding my love rocket with intentions to bone! The shuttle launched from fellatio bay and Galactic Sextasy took it from there. That bitch was out of this world."
"Oh honey, what do you know about this Galactic Sextasy craze?? Apparently it's really popular with young people because all the kids are taking ecstasy and having unprotected sex these days.. Do any of your friends Galactically Sextacize?"
"Okay two things; First off, I don't want to have this conversation with you. Secondly, stop watching Vh1 cause they’re target audience isn't even old enough to have seen the end of just half as many years that you have to boast. So kids are popping ecstasy and fucking each other while they dream about outer space, who cares? It's naught a big deal, let it go Mom.”
Galactic Sextasy by ItalSpliffSmokingPussy June 22, 2011
Sexitive
- grammatical case
The sexitive case (abbreviated SXC) of a noun is the grammatical case used to mark the direct object of a transitive verb in sexy circumstances. The same case is used in many languages for the objects of (some or all) prepositions. It is a noun that is having something sexy done to it, usually joined (such as in Latin) with the Nominative case.
- adjective
1. To perceive the world in an overly sexual manner.
e.g. "Steady on, don't be so sexitive."
2. To be endowed with sexiness
e.g. "The sexitive in this one is strong"
-noun
1. An initiative embarked upon by exactly six people
2. A person who is sexitive
3. A person who has sexy powers
The sexitive case (abbreviated SXC) of a noun is the grammatical case used to mark the direct object of a transitive verb in sexy circumstances. The same case is used in many languages for the objects of (some or all) prepositions. It is a noun that is having something sexy done to it, usually joined (such as in Latin) with the Nominative case.
- adjective
1. To perceive the world in an overly sexual manner.
e.g. "Steady on, don't be so sexitive."
2. To be endowed with sexiness
e.g. "The sexitive in this one is strong"
-noun
1. An initiative embarked upon by exactly six people
2. A person who is sexitive
3. A person who has sexy powers
Grammatical example: In the sentence "I see the hottie", the noun "hottie" is the direct object of the verb "see". Even in English, which has mostly lost the case system; i.e. the definite article and noun – "hottie" – remain in the same form regardless of the grammatical role played by the words. However, the addition of the 'the' occurs in the sexitive case. It adds emphasis and indication of a sexy presence. It implies sexiness. It is the sexitive case.
Sexitive by John the D May 24, 2009