End-of-Semester Depression

That period of time around the last couple weeks of classes and during exam week where you feel so overloaded and stressed that you would rather lay in bed with cookie dough ice cream and watch Family Guy than do anything productive. This is a very dangerous condition that may result in severe loss of motivation, feelings of helplessness, poor diet, weight gain, exhaustion, and the end of the world.

"Hey, girl, are you excited for the end of classes?"

"Bitch, please, I am going through some severe End-of-Semester Depression. There is no way I can get all of my shit done."

by Bobbi B. April 30, 2013

secessionist

A person who isn't happy with the established order and is obsessed with revisiting a time when they imagine life was better. Often relating to Jacobean times when Scots believed the Stuarts promised nirvana and a utopian ideal. Currently the Stuarts have been replaced by Nicola Sturgeon and the SNP.

The secessionists reckon anyone who disputes their cause is a mere quisling, a misguided twat.

by Scotty13 August 9, 2015

semester friend

A person who is in your class who only associates with you in order to be more familiarized with the course and assignments.

Mandy invites Billy to her birthday party after finals but Billy declines due to the fact that classes are no longer in session.

Mandy sees Billy on campus next term. Billy walks by not acknowledging her hello. Billy was a semester friend.

by Christopher Schroeder December 12, 2008

I hope she sees this bro

Phrase to use when a man's been simping. When a man, usually unattractive, publicly tweets at, or otherwise contacts, a girl who is usually out of their league with excessive compliments and/or the offering of money, you hit them with this. Anyone who received this phrase should automatically lose your respect. Stay away.

Tweet from @SoylentIsAwesome:
@pokimanelol
You're amazing, stunning. I want to give you money. What's your cashapp?
Tweet from @ChadBenja:
@SoylentIsAwesome
I hope she sees this bro.

by officialpyrocynical May 28, 2020

semesteral friends

People you get to know in your classes which you never hang out with, see, or hear from after the semester ends.

This can apply to both high school and college classes.

Harry: You talked to Glenn any over Winter Break?

Alan: Actually I haven't. We really were just semesteral friends.

by friskycurtain January 17, 2009

Semester Suicide

Semester Suicide is taking a course load that will kill your social life and your happiness.

You're taking Organic Chem and Cal 2! That's semester suicide.

by The Chicken 2010 August 24, 2010

Hope she sees this bro

Phrase used to mock men who engage in excessive simping, white knighting.

This phrase implies that the only reason said men would simp this hard would be in a hopeless attempt to impress a female.

It can be used against men who simp for a specific female or for women in general.

-@Desperatevirgin: "I honestly think the attacks random internet thot is receiving for despicable act are disgusting and show how toxic this community really is, everyone makes mistakes and random internet thot is actually clearly a very good person, stuff like this makes me ashamed of being a man"
-@Doodoofart420: "Hope she sees this bro"

-@LadyRespector: "I find it very brave that women still find the courage to stand up against the patriarchy despite receiving this much hate from incels online. I, as a man, fully support them and donate to countless feminist charities"
-@ThugHunter69: "Hope she sees this bro"

by BussingThugHunter May 4, 2023