Merk session

To scream or yell out obscene words or phrases as you drive past people walking in your car. Better to merk at hot bitches. Always puts a smile on your face

Mark screamed out "suck me bitch" as we drove by these two girls, it was a successful merk session.

by Herbageman420 June 3, 2009

secessionist

A person who isn't happy with the established order and is obsessed with revisiting a time when they imagine life was better. Often relating to Jacobean times when Scots believed the Stuarts promised nirvana and a utopian ideal. Currently the Stuarts have been replaced by Nicola Sturgeon and the SNP.

The secessionists reckon anyone who disputes their cause is a mere quisling, a misguided twat.

by Scotty13 August 9, 2015

sess

marijuana, weed, pot, herb, ganja

don't smoke budda, can't stand sess

by red reverse January 25, 2005

Session Depression

Session Depression is the come down experienced by a person (or a group of people) after a heavy drinking session spanning over at least 2 days. The depressive state, after the session can last up to a week.

After a heavy weekend Tom phones John " John, I have a bad case of session depression, I'm never drinkning like that again"

by V8_Manga December 10, 2009

Youtube Session

When a group of friends sit around a computer and share youtube videos that they have found in the recent weeks, and take turns sharing said videos.

In a Youtube Session, there is an unspoken rule about taking turns, usually in a round robin style, but is often broken when someone exclaims that everyone "has to see" the video they have in mind.

An abbreviation of "Youtube Session" would be "Youtube Sess", with "Sess" pronounced as "Sesh".

"Charlie, great Youtube Session the other night. I didn't know about Wombo Combo until Heather showed me."

"Oh, my, god. You NEED TO SEE THIS VIDEO, TIME FOR A YOUTUBE SESSION"

by Kangaroo captain December 10, 2009

semester friend

A person who is in your class who only associates with you in order to be more familiarized with the course and assignments.

Mandy invites Billy to her birthday party after finals but Billy declines due to the fact that classes are no longer in session.

Mandy sees Billy on campus next term. Billy walks by not acknowledging her hello. Billy was a semester friend.

by Christopher Schroeder December 12, 2008

fap session

The time you spent furiously masturbating to porn.

*skype rings* *sound ends*
Matt types: ffs pick up kid
*10 mins later*
Phil types: sorry m8, fap session

by cyahick November 23, 2013