WHAT THE HELL???Y r u stupid Serbs saying that Serbia kicked Croatia's ass???Here children i'll tell you how it happened to build up your education.
IN the time of Yugoslavia, the capital was Beograd wich is in Serbia today. So the Serbs got everything and they controled most of Yugoslavia. Croatians too! The languague was called Serbo-Croatian. The muslims didnt have anything(haha) att his time! Then Croatian people got tired of the Serbs having the capital and beign in the same country wit the Serbs so they decided it was time for independence! And then the war between Croats and Serbs began! NOW SEE U LIL STUPIDASS SERBS, if Serbia kicked Croatia's ass , Croatia would still be in Yugoslavia or it would be called Serbia! But the thing is, Croatia kicked Serbia'a ass and won its independence! ANd Croatia is becoming a richer and better country everyday while Serbia is going to hell. Hunger spreading in Serbia, people dying, beign hated by everyone except Russia! So you Serb bastards can just sit there and cry cuz CROATZ kicked ur ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IN the time of Yugoslavia, the capital was Beograd wich is in Serbia today. So the Serbs got everything and they controled most of Yugoslavia. Croatians too! The languague was called Serbo-Croatian. The muslims didnt have anything(haha) att his time! Then Croatian people got tired of the Serbs having the capital and beign in the same country wit the Serbs so they decided it was time for independence! And then the war between Croats and Serbs began! NOW SEE U LIL STUPIDASS SERBS, if Serbia kicked Croatia's ass , Croatia would still be in Yugoslavia or it would be called Serbia! But the thing is, Croatia kicked Serbia'a ass and won its independence! ANd Croatia is becoming a richer and better country everyday while Serbia is going to hell. Hunger spreading in Serbia, people dying, beign hated by everyone except Russia! So you Serb bastards can just sit there and cry cuz CROATZ kicked ur ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Franjo Tudjman: WE R GETTING TIRED OF BEIGN IN THIS FUKIN COUNTRY CALLED YUGOSLAVIA,I GOT AN IDEA MAYBE WE SHOULD KICK SERBIA'S ASS AND GET INDEPENDENCE!
Croatian people: Sure, let's go!
Croatian people: Sure, let's go!
by Drazen April 26, 2004
Get the Serbiamug. Serbia is a perfect example of what happens when you give white trash their own state.
The name of the country is derived from the Latin "servus" which means "slave". Starting out as "that one sh*tty state nobody cares about" and still holding the tittle to this very day, Serbian history is filled with wars which they gloriously lost against Hungarians, Bulgarians, Ottomans, Croats and NATO. During all of this, the proud Serbian people proudly stood there and gloriously took it from behind. Serbs, however, believe they actually won these wars and so they celebrate them passionately.
Indeed, this is the one country that deserves Russian reversal jokes more tan Russia.
Serbs also have a very rich culture. It's called Turbofolk and it's the stuff that makes wet hippo farts look like literature. Serbs drink rakia which is a Bulgarian drink but don't tell them that or they'll switch to vodka and become Russians.
The Serbian national anthem is as follows:
Ja sam cigan
vozim tractore
volim kurac
The name of the country is derived from the Latin "servus" which means "slave". Starting out as "that one sh*tty state nobody cares about" and still holding the tittle to this very day, Serbian history is filled with wars which they gloriously lost against Hungarians, Bulgarians, Ottomans, Croats and NATO. During all of this, the proud Serbian people proudly stood there and gloriously took it from behind. Serbs, however, believe they actually won these wars and so they celebrate them passionately.
Indeed, this is the one country that deserves Russian reversal jokes more tan Russia.
Serbs also have a very rich culture. It's called Turbofolk and it's the stuff that makes wet hippo farts look like literature. Serbs drink rakia which is a Bulgarian drink but don't tell them that or they'll switch to vodka and become Russians.
The Serbian national anthem is as follows:
Ja sam cigan
vozim tractore
volim kurac
Serb: We started 4 wars in less than 10 years, shot down 1 plane when NATO bombed the sh*t out of Serbia and we celebrate these losses! Yes, we are THAT stupid!
Normal person: ...
Serb: Ja volim ruski kurac
Russian: Is that some gypsy-mixed Russian dialect or are you just retarded?
Normal person: ...
Serb: Ja volim ruski kurac
Russian: Is that some gypsy-mixed Russian dialect or are you just retarded?
by ProudFyromian August 30, 2012
Get the Serbiamug. A nation in the Balkan region of Europe known. It's inhabitants are known to have the smallest penises of any ethnic group ever which is probably why they feel the need to control all the countries around them. When not buying penis enlargement pills of the internet they can be seen massacring Bosniaks, Croats, Kosovars, Albanians, Macedonians, Slovenes, and probably a few kittens as well.
by Slobodan(I HRT COCK) Milosevic March 19, 2010
Get the Serbiamug. People who migrated from tribal parts of Asia and created Serbia. They are known for starting many wars in the past and caused WW1 and somewhat caused WW2, they got their asses whooped in every war they started. An average Serb hates anyone who is not white/christian, they are a race of mentally retarded people who are insanely jealous of countries like Albania,Turkey,etc. They also think they are Balkans when they aren't even close to resembling them physically and historically. They tried to cause an ethnic cleansing in Kosovo of non-Serbs and got their asses whooped by USA. Also they think that their mafia is bad ass even when people barely heard of the Serbian mafia because it is shit and not really worth mentioning, people of Serbia think their mafia is great even though they make their country look like crap. They have a tendency of picking on countries who either are developing/ just finished war but when Serbia attacks them like spineless pussys they get owned by other NATO who bombs the crap out of them.
They are basically jealous shitheads who start wars and lose them and also think they are Balkans when they aren't.
They are basically jealous shitheads who start wars and lose them and also think they are Balkans when they aren't.
by robokomo09 July 22, 2010
Get the Serbiamug. Serbia is located in the north Balkans, Serbia is a Country that is mostly Orthodox and Serbian. However some people go to Serbia, they are Tourists. History: Serbia used to be an empire but crashed, THEN in 1912/1914 6 Assassins (also an Serbobosnian guy) killed Austrian archduke Franz Ferdinand and so started WW1. In the 1900's WW2 Serbia is an German Puppet THEN AND ONLY THEN is Yugoslavia formed... Suddenly Yugoslavia CRASHED and now in 2009 is Serbia Modern agian
by Cool Serbian guy February 11, 2022
Get the Serbiamug. I heard that Cristina booked a trip from her homecountry Romania to Serbia but after two days there, she regretted not going to Bulgaria instead.
by Not_Plamena June 3, 2021
Get the Serbiamug. Retard country that got pwned in WW2 when they went against Germany, Croatia went with Germany and helped with the killing of Serb Traitors which is the reason why Serbs and Croats hate each other.
But Serbia is country that cant tell its thumb from its dick and is a country the world could do without.
Croatia > Serbia
But Serbia is country that cant tell its thumb from its dick and is a country the world could do without.
Croatia > Serbia
by JamesWF February 1, 2005
Get the Serbiamug.