lax sesh

Anytime a group of bro's pick up their lax wands and toss around for an extended period of time, mostly throwing behind-the-back and underhand passes. Also common, but not neccesary to the lax sesh: some brews, some bowls, the occasional babe, dispatch, dave matthews, o.a.r., jeep wranglers, hemp anklets, board shorts, lax pennies, polos, madrass, reefs, rainbows, aviators, and a good flow/ mullet.

Dean-o and his bros had nothing to do on Sunday, so they had a five-hour lax sesh.

by Devlon April 16, 2007

Selston

The unofficial Chav capital of England. The village features a chippy and grocery store. The Chavs are usually congregate outside the chip shop and near the bins at night time, as this is the only time they come out. They have also been known to hurl abuse at the staff working the hot chicken counter at Somerfield.

As well as this, a warm welcome is given to everybody who enters the village, as the signpost for Selston is riddled with bullet holes.

Person 1: "Oy mate, have yer visited Selston?"

Person 2: "No I ain't, I've 'eard it is the chav capital of England though."

by Obey Your System January 5, 2011

Kyone Sesh

Pronounced as Jone Sesh
Abbreviation of Kyone Session, from the Burmese word Kyone, meaning to grind
Refers to any romantic encounter, like holding hands, making out, or having sex

Dave and Susie had a kyone sesh behind the bushes last night

Don’t go into that room, they’re kyone seshing in there

by OhMyGiddyAunt January 11, 2018

Bust A Sesh

refers to sexual stimulation, especially of one's own genitals (self masturbation), often to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed manually, by use of objects or tools, or by some combination of these methods.

My mom walked in on me when I was about to bust a sesh.

by Bustasesh February 10, 2010

Sesh Gremlin

A mythical creature that appears to sesh on every full moon. Instigator of majority of sesh-related chaos. When the sesh has finally ended, this despicable creature reverts back to it's human form, only to reemerge on the next sesh.

Goddamit *name* you got into a fight with the barman over a spilt VK. You sesh gremlin.

by Sesh_Gremlin3000 October 13, 2016

sesh

The process of excessive drug use of your choice with a small to medium group of friends, sometimes people you don't even know. This usually occurs outside in a recreational park or a small, sweaty bedroom. The 'sesh' (short for session) usually ends when the sunrises, however can continue for as long as your body and jaw lets you.

Clarence: Yo what you doing tonight?
Lez: Not much g, think Mike is having a sesh round his tonight, you game?
Clarence: Yeh man, that's bless.

by Fack_Off_Clarence November 18, 2016

sesh pape

a piece of paper in which marijuana is kept and used as a surface to bust it up.

"yo, anybody have a sesh pape?"

by dudeman broguy July 13, 2009