I Beg Ur Scuseme?!

1. When someone says or does something profoundly so stupid and out of pocket, that you are flabbergasted that they actually said it. Instead of cussing them out, you reply with this clever response; as a way of showing them that you are the bigger person (and maybe smarter) and reminding them of what they just said so they can rephrase what they stated... immediately giving an apology. 2. A short way of saying I beg your pardon or excuse me. 3. A polite way of telling someone that they are an idiot. 4. Just a simply sarcastic response to something some one just said.

I forgot to tell you that I ate all of the truffles last night...

I Beg Ur Scuseme?! Why didn't you ask before eating all of my stuff?!
I prefer dairy over oat milk, I can't believe that you won't drink milk!
I Beg Ur Scuseme?! Oat milk, is way healthier than real cow's milk.

I absolutely hate cats!
I beg ur scuse me?! I cannot believe what you just said.

by anonymous February 27, 2023

e'Scuse

When trying to excuse onself in an environment of close proximity with other urban individuals.

As the ninja nurse's aid slid by my right shoulder to enter the elevator, the only thing I heard was, e'Scuse.

by Sean Surcouf September 25, 2004

Aca-scuse me?

When you are in real disbelief (or an acapella group), and you need to express it.

This expression was coined by Pitch Perfect.

(You're bus just ran out of gas)
"Welp, we're out."
"Aca-scuse me?"
"Aca-believe it."

by jostennnn April 7, 2021

scusty

When an ugly female posts a picture of her online that is slutty to get attention for her body, drawing attention away from her ugly face.

"Hey bro, have you seen Marrissa's new photo on facebook?"
"Yea, that was so scusty of her. Her face is fugly, but if you put a bag over her head then I'd tap that!"

by thabeast77 August 28, 2012

p'scuse me

Excuse me....

P'Scuse me. Can you tell me where you keep your honey baked ham?

by Anonymous November 15, 2002

sausey

When having a bitch like attention and acting like you're the queen of everything

Caro-damn don't tell me what the fuck to do I own u

Kevin-damn she is sausey

by Real dick slayer July 14, 2017

snusey q

Snusey Q, the desease that causes an admormal growth along the inner rectum that causes pain throught the scotum and causes a yellowish green substance to spill from the anus and out of the eyes. Only way to contract this disease is to have anal sex with somone named Snusey Q.

Snusey Q cant get laid

by TwIsTeD April 9, 2005