scrump

A chick so nasty and disgusting that even beer goggles won't do her justice.

Even though I was completely hammered and she was 150 yards away, I could still tell that Sharon was a complete scrump

by Brian H October 26, 2005

Scrump

Too have sexual intercourse

OOOOO....I wanna scrump that fine peice off a** over there

by Audie January 11, 2006

Scrump

A male or female who has no clue. Completely out of the loop on life and helpless. One who lacks confidence/success/carisma/hygene/common sense. Needs direction.

He went to the gym today with holes all in his socks...what a SCRUMP!

My husband has skidmarks in his underwear, so scrumpy.

by bdyke January 29, 2015

Scrump

A term for a shriveled or scrunched up scrotum.

If it gets any colder I'm gonna get scrumped!

by Mr ShuvNStuff September 1, 2018

Scrump

Doing something highly unnecessary. Being annoying

I'm going to write all the emojis in the world!
Your just a scrump if you kick me one more time

by Maditine July 29, 2017

scrump

An abbreviation of scrumptious. The best you can get.

That guy/girl is "scrump.

by enzo500 November 24, 2006

Scrump

When you have to take a large, steaming hot shit.

"Damn..I gotta scrump!"
"I think...I think I have to scrump."

by CRenn September 29, 2018