scrotograph

The act of posing for what one assumes is a photograph whilst one is actually being filmed by digital camera/camera phone. Usually involves pulling "wacky" faces and pointing at random non-existing objects.

Sherlock Holmes - "Let me tell you Watson, there is rarely a moment where one feels more ashamed than when one has fallen victim to a scrotograph."
Watson - "Say cheese, Sherlock. Wanker"

(Extract from Around the World in 80 Days."

by Beastyboy March 25, 2008

scrotography

the art of politicians shooting, then emailing their privates to their constituents.

Several women had a private showing of scrotography by Rep. Weiner last week.

by gbcleve December 7, 2011

scrotomascular

something so amazingly sexy that ur scrotem starts to burn and tingle and u need to put cold water or ice on it.

jason: wow what a cool... are u ok
devin: o dear jesus i need help!

by samuel adams January 27, 2005

scrotoboat

Motorboating a scrotum; engulfing your face in balls and blowing in a side to side motion enthusiastically.

Baby, I can't wait to get home and scrotoboat you. Don't even think about washing that funk off!

by Shillbilly.jr July 16, 2022

scrotocasm

1. the area between the bottom of a submarine and the ocean floor

2. a twitch that occurs when someone says "the" and a second person claps their hands together, causeing the first persons face to contort.

1. jays house
2. amanda on drugs

by brendan scully April 27, 2003

Scrotobot

A woman who provides oral so often and becomes so talented at performing felatio that it becomes robotic in nature.

of course she paid attention to the balls. she's a scrotobot

by Brinedog April 2, 2008

scrotophanes

the greek god to scrote, scrotch, sack, and teabags. Has domain over all things round, wrinkly and leathery. is the archnemisis of the great greek hero Testicles( test-uh-cleez)

" Ill get you yet Testicles, for I am the great Scrotophanes!"

by shaftmasterflex May 15, 2010