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Screaming Chocolate Guy

As made famous by Spongebob Squarepants.

The episode where Spongebob and Patrick are selling chocolate bars and he insanely screams "CHOCOLATE!!!"

He ends up buying all of the chocolate.
Screaming Chocolate Guy: CHOCOLATE!!!!

Screaming Chocolate Guy: Now that I have you right where I want you, *suspense builds* I'd like to buy all of your chocolate.
by OMFG CHOCOLATE September 27, 2009
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internally screaming

*internally screaming* usually used when you're losing your shit and you just kinda scream on the inside.
Person: hey you okay?
Me: yeah I'm fine.
Me: *internally screaming*
by rawr_i_hate_a_lot September 12, 2016
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double screening

To use multiple tech devices at once for the purposes of entertaining one's self.
Jessie was bored so she started double screening by watching "Friends" on her iPad while using Facebook on her phone at the same time.
by JustKiddingFool January 12, 2015
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Schroedinger's turd

The dilemma of flushing the toilet with a closed lid; there is a 50% chance that the turd is still present. The turd is equally alive and dead, until somebody lifts the lid.
'I've just flushed a big one; I fear the paradox of Schroedinger's turd'
by CJV August 27, 2012
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Schroedinger's Cat

A cat which is neither alive nor dead, but rather in a state of stasis, in a box. There is also in the box a geiger counter and a tiny radioactive particle, the counter wired to a vial of hydrochloric acid (that got your attention). After a set amount of time, the particle is 50% likely to decay, setting off a mechanism triggered by the geiger counter which smashes the vial and kills the cat. Supposedly, after that set amount of time, if no one looks in the box, the whole system is in a state of stasis because the cat is 50% likely to be alive and 505 likely to be dead, and is thus neither alive nor dead, but both. At least, until someone opens rhe box. There are all sorts of conundrums associated with this thesis, and it is very controversial.
Poor kitty... neither alive nor dead...
by Braavosi May 16, 2003
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Shredding Rug

An act of dancing where there are no rules. Anything goes. It usually entails getting low, making ridiculous faces, and falling flat on your face. Strobe lights contribute to the act of tearing as well as Britney Spears.

One can only say they shredded rug if they have the battle wounds to prove it such as swollen/tender feet, blisters, or bruises.
Boy1: Hey did you see Kristin dancing last night? She was intense.

Boy2: So wasn't dancing! She was absolutly shredding rug! Girl was intense!
by Forgione April 21, 2008
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