The shivering scottsman

Finding a scottish man playing the bagpipes, lift up his kilt and shove a popsicle in his ass.

McLaren's pipes sounded a bit hoarse after I snuck up on him and gave him the shivering scottsman.

by Lord Pignuts February 21, 2009

scotistani

half scot
half PK

hey that jock shagged that PK
wonder if they'll have a scotistani baby

by p k mchaggis November 8, 2009

scotsman's leg up

When you put one leg up on the toilet to face fuck a girl while chugging a case of IRN BRU.

MAN1:"My girl was over last night."
MAN2:"Oh really? What did you two do?"
MAN1:"I gave her the old Scotsman's leg up!"
MAN2:"Noice!"

by Nobody1011 September 20, 2016

The Scotsman's Curse

When one inevitably falls back to pursuing his ex girlfriend after a few fruitless months

"How is Moises in both the Singles Scots chat and the Tied Down Scots chat?" Pine asks

"I think he's fallen victim to The Scotsman's Curse." Nick replies

by mustin,dustymartin October 22, 2020

Scotian

Scotian is a term used for people who are from Nova Scotia. Scotian's are known for thier short tempers and not really caring. Really we dont give a shit. In a fight scotian's are like savages. Pent up rage is like our specialty along with a dose of insanity, love for violence, & ability to take and dish beatings like no other canadian.

Man I seen this crazy scotian take on 4 guys last night. He was talking a beating and laughed at them. In the end he went insane and beat the shit out of them. It took 5 other people just to hold him back.

by Recker84 November 5, 2008

the scotsman thrust

a sexual maneuver that requires a female or male partner with the ability to lift your weight with his/her legs.
this maneuver first takes place when the male(with an erection), or female(strapped with a dong) is hoisted by thier partner vertically into the air by thier partners legs and dropped so the gravity forced stabbing of the penis or male prosthetic toy is rammed into the oriface of ones choice.

I think i broke my penis when my girlfriend had me do the scotsman thrust into her mouth

by HSL-42 December 28, 2005

Scotsman's Stare

The strange expression those North of the Border exhibit when they see an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Everytime the projector girl came into the room David Marwick gave her the Scotsman's Stare, it was as if he was back home in Edinburgh.

by Mark June 22, 2006