Scottsman
Dude #1 takes a drag of a cigarette and offers the last two drags to Dude #2.
Dude #1: "Kill't, Scottsman?"
Dude #2: "Thanks Dude #1."
Dude #1: "Kill't, Scottsman?"
Dude #2: "Thanks Dude #1."
Scottsman by nevillerogers May 3, 2009
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Sportsman's Willy
The phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after participation in physical (usually sporting) activities.
“Bloody hell Brian, you’ve got a knob like a pre-pubescent schoolkid! What's going on?”
"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”
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Angry Scotsman
The act of drinking copious amounts of special brew then when your partner is asleep and after defacating straddle your asleep partner and proceed to thrust your dirty anus forwards and backwards over her face.
Fucking hell Gav me and our lass got pissed on special brew last night and I thought it would be a good idea to give her an Angry Scotsman.
Ha ha nice one Les.
Ha ha nice one Les.
Angry Scotsman by 'A' Shift April 4, 2017
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