Scottsman

The taking of the last two drags of a shared cigarette.

Dude #1 takes a drag of a cigarette and offers the last two drags to Dude #2.

Dude #1: "Kill't, Scottsman?"

Dude #2: "Thanks Dude #1."

by nevillerogers May 3, 2009

The shivering scottsman

Finding a scottish man playing the bagpipes, lift up his kilt and shove a popsicle in his ass.

McLaren's pipes sounded a bit hoarse after I snuck up on him and gave him the shivering scottsman.

by Lord Pignuts February 21, 2009

Flying Scottsman

To have sex on a train.

I'm going to pull a Flying Scottsman on that seven out of ten sitting over there

by T. Watling August 7, 2011

The TRUE Scottsman

The reality is that you're entire worldview is fallacy.

Hym "Because regardless of what the TRUE Scottsman prefers the inevitable outcome of evolutionary biology is extinction."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

Scottmachine

Handsome, Great

Damn, that girl is Scottmachine

by ScottMachine April 5, 2021

Sportsman's Willy

The phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after participation in physical (usually sporting) activities.

“Bloody hell Brian, you’ve got a knob like a pre-pubescent schoolkid! What's going on?”

"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”

by Beztheowl July 29, 2009

Angry Scotsman

The act of drinking copious amounts of special brew then when your partner is asleep and after defacating straddle your asleep partner and proceed to thrust your dirty anus forwards and backwards over her face.

Fucking hell Gav me and our lass got pissed on special brew last night and I thought it would be a good idea to give her an Angry Scotsman.

Ha ha nice one Les.

by 'A' Shift April 4, 2017