People who have eaten themselves into such a terrible state that they can no longer walk. Their only means of mobility is by a scooter (found in Walmart, Target, etc).
Oh my, look at those Scooter People! Sarah exclaimed as she observed the people at Walmart that shop at 3am that are too damn fat to walk on their own, and also park in the handicapped parking spots simply for being too fat to walk to the store.
by The British BJ September 4, 2011
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by luckypork May 29, 2011
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A person who consistently turns up at scooterist related events and rallies, with no scooter.
They may well relate merry tales such as 'scooter is in the workshop/broken down/being done up/lent out', although the truth is, (even if they own a scooter at all) they have no intention of going to scooter events on a scooter as a car/van are more convenient and mean they can also fill the campsite with chav-tat such as generators/gazebos and BBQs.
They may use minor injuries (long ago healed) or family members/children as an excuse.
They may well relate merry tales such as 'scooter is in the workshop/broken down/being done up/lent out', although the truth is, (even if they own a scooter at all) they have no intention of going to scooter events on a scooter as a car/van are more convenient and mean they can also fill the campsite with chav-tat such as generators/gazebos and BBQs.
They may use minor injuries (long ago healed) or family members/children as an excuse.
In the 80's for 6 months the scooter-excuse did a few local rallies on a scooter, then they disappeared for 20 years and here they are again -patches covering their flight jackets -none of which they have been to or ridden to- big on talk, small on content.
Opinion on anything technical/engineering should only be taken at your peril as they know less than a 16 year old on a twist and go.
Opinion on anything technical/engineering should only be taken at your peril as they know less than a 16 year old on a twist and go.
by terry fuckwitt1 July 20, 2011
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Get the Wop Scooper mug.The background to this word of the Bristol street, comes from the dark ages of 1996. The word basically can be inserted into a sentance at any point, conveying the message to the recipient that you're not very happy about something/someone/something.
It it usually found in noun form although can be conjegated as a verb.
Urban Linguists be advised though, on strict interpretation of the construction of this multifunctional word, one could be hinting that one was referring to ejaculation.
It it usually found in noun form although can be conjegated as a verb.
Urban Linguists be advised though, on strict interpretation of the construction of this multifunctional word, one could be hinting that one was referring to ejaculation.
That weather looks really scrose out there.
Jimmy is one of the biggest scrosers I know.
Stop scrosing about you two and make my dinner.
Jimmy is one of the biggest scrosers I know.
Stop scrosing about you two and make my dinner.
by GBH April 29, 2004
Get the scrose mug.The era of scooters in their prime. When scooter-ers were not ashamed to go to a skate park in day light if others were present. A glorious time that has past but is now referred to when a scooter-er is defending himself or herself for scootering since that era.
person #1: "Were you just...riding a scooter? Those things are supa lame."
person #2:" Laugh now but back in the scooteria i would be a god."
person #2:" Laugh now but back in the scooteria i would be a god."
by scooteria October 4, 2010
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