shoemosexual

shu-mo-seks-shu-ul- one who is not gay, but wears nice shoes all the time, leading others to believe that he may be homosexual. much like a metrosexual, but a specific area of metrosexuality, obviously pertaining to the shoes.

Is that dude gay? Those boots must be $400+!!! "No man... he's just shoemosexual."

by Justin Mayfield September 11, 2005

scrosexual

a person who is predominantly attracted to pre-op transsexuals or transwomen, someone who prefers transgendered people to women or men

I prefer transsexual porn to straight or gay porn because I'm a scrosexual.

by Scrotence Malone June 23, 2008

somosexual

somosexual....somo (the singer)....sexual (sex w/ only somo)...

John: ill only fuck one guy and it's somo

Lisa: so your gay
John: No somosexual

by tae619 September 7, 2015

Schmosexual

A state of being lying between machosexual and metrosexual. The Schmosexual male is "average" in that he exhibits some attributes of a metrosexual male (keen fashion sense, pride in hygiene) and some of the machosexual (a joy of outdoor hobbies, other activities deemed manly), but never having all the attributes of either archetype. He is a Joe Schmo male.

Have you met Keith? He seems so schmosexual!

by WhyNotWilliam November 23, 2014

Sockosexual

A man who masterbates with a sock pulled over his dick to catch the cum

What a sockosexual, he already jacked off in 6 socks before noon.

by Doriface22 July 24, 2016

Shlomosexual

1. A person who practices shlomosexuality
2. A person who is intensely aroused by Jewish people, and who typically prefers only to engage in sexual encounters with Jews.

Wait, you were hitting on Lisa? She’s a total shlomosexual dude. She won’t give a Christian the time of day.

by Assmaster Flash February 21, 2022

shemosexual

1. A highly sexual creature that appears to be female, but will have sex with anything.

1. Shemosexual than most when she got that beerbottle up in her pussy.

by drippindorf December 3, 2010